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Author Topic: 6 December '06 -- They are goink to do a miracle with their body parts, you bet.  (Read 3092 times)

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6 December '06 -- They are goink to do a miracle with their body parts, you bet.
« on: December 06, 2006, 09:50:36 am »
Pure comedy gold.

This is exactly how I imagined Vlad would write. His facial expressions are also excellent.
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Re: 6 December '06 -- They are goink to do a miracle with their body parts, you
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2006, 10:31:11 am »
The linking to Cornelius' 2004 entries got me reading a whole bunch.  I particularly liked the part where he was lost in the snowy woods in Russia, and came upon a house.  The juxtaposition of the three bears motif jarred entirely by what he finds in the Father's bed was perfect, and exceptionally weird.  These dudes really go off on adventures in the blogs!  I've been tempted to go through all the archives, but there is just too much.
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Re: 6 December '06 -- They are goink to do a miracle with their body parts, you
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2006, 11:23:13 am »
The King of the Make-Outs tells no lies.
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Re: 6 December '06 -- They are goink to do a miracle with their body parts, you
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2006, 01:20:11 pm »
P.S. I spit on your money.  :D
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Re: 6 December '06 -- They are goink to do a miracle with their body parts, you bet.
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2006, 02:10:21 pm »
Quote from: wombat on December 06, 2006, 11:23:13 am
The King of the Make-Outs tells no lies.

Of course he lies. 10 minutes for the making out? Who has that kind of time?
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Re: 6 December '06 -- They are goink to do a miracle with their body parts, you
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2006, 02:37:49 pm »
Why is he describing the action? CC isn't for blind people...
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Re: 6 December '06 -- They are goink to do a miracle with their body parts, you
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2006, 02:42:53 pm »
Quote from: evan on December 06, 2006, 02:37:49 pm
Why is he describing the action? CC isn't for blind people...

To be fair, his training was brief to the point of being cursory. Since he's clearly a love miracle expert, think of it as a textual variant of the director's DVD commentary track.
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Re: 6 December '06 -- They are goink to do a miracle with their body parts, you bet.
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2006, 03:39:18 pm »
Quote from: evan on December 06, 2006, 02:37:49 pm
Why is he describing the action? CC isn't for blind people...

That's how Mr. Bear had been doing it.

Also, a wizard did it.
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Re: 6 December '06 -- They are goink to do a miracle with their body parts, you bet.
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2006, 03:59:55 pm »
The Miracle.

Damn that central european programmed rowbot has got some soft butter palaver.
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Re: 6 December '06 -- They are goink to do a miracle with their body parts, you
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2006, 04:35:19 pm »
There's nothing much more for me to say other than that this fuck*ng classic. Rarely do I laugh at webcomics, but Achewood always seems to elicit an overly-enthusiastic guffaw when it hits the spot.
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Re: 6 December '06 -- They are goink to do a miracle with their body parts, you bet.
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2006, 05:37:38 pm »
Strange - that's almost exactly how my transcriptions of Achewood dialog for that OhNoRobot project turned out.

My efforts were rejected last week in a strongly-worded note that characterized my writing as "derivative, bordering on fan fic."

WHO'S DERIVATIVE NOW, ONSTAD?!?

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Re: 6 December '06 -- They are goink to do a miracle with their body parts, you
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2006, 11:38:31 pm »
Quote from: Drastic Action on December 06, 2006, 10:31:11 am
The linking to Cornelius' 2004 entries got me reading a whole bunch. 

Me too, and I have to say, I no longer find it incredible that Cornelius did time.  I've only been reading achewood for about 18 months (yeah, the GOF storyline drew me in, courtesy of MacHall), but I had no idea that Mr. Bear was a swindler.  Admittedly, Ray makes for a irresistible mark, what with his blind optimism, bottomless pockets and inattention to details. 
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Re: 6 December '06 -- They are goink to do a miracle with their body parts, you
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2006, 03:46:30 am »
Quote from: Drastic Action on December 06, 2006, 10:31:11 am
The linking to Cornelius' 2004 entries got me reading a whole bunch.  I particularly liked the part where he was lost in the snowy woods in Russia, and came upon a house.  The juxtaposition of the three bears motif jarred entirely by what he finds in the Father's bed was perfect, and exceptionally weird.  These dudes really go off on adventures in the blogs!  I've been tempted to go through all the archives, but there is just too much.
The best is the "Breakfast with Ekatarina" one.  http://corneliusbear.blogspot.com/2004_11_01_corneliusbear_archive.html  My absolute favorite blog entry - when the old man throws down his hat I just lose it.  It edges out the Roast Beef one where he and Ray go to the Korean restaurant.  Genius.
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Re: 6 December '06 -- They are goink to do a miracle with their body parts, you
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2006, 04:42:30 am »
oh man, some of these old blogs are fantastic.

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I want Cornelius to be my best friend. Also, I want to learn to cook.
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Re: 6 December '06 -- They are goink to do a miracle with their body parts, you
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