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Author Topic: Nice Pat? (09-24-03)  (Read 12891 times)

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Bobby Isosceles

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Nice Pat?- 9/24/03
« Reply #30 on: September 25, 2003, 01:49:05 pm »
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You know, I never thought I'd hear the words "Pat" and "smegma" in the same sentence. That's exceptionally vile -- yet funny.

And I always assumed that the cats had the whole "invisible clothes" thing going on: functionally they're dressed, appearance-wise they're not. That would at least explain why Beef buys all those T-shirts (when we've never seen him dressed at all outside of the party arc and Heaven) but not why Ray's thong is still visible.


Well, I believe at one point, Beef was asked why he bought all those shirts if he never wore them (maybe he asked this to himself). I get the feeling that the Warner-Brother's style 'fur as clothing' meme is trying to be resurrected, and I think that's hooey. A plug of smegma would easily make that sound if ripped through by a cat's barbed c*ck. There is no pocket, unless of course, it is a pocket in the giant smegma plug. Smegma smegma smegma!

What a great word.
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« Reply #31 on: September 25, 2003, 02:06:16 pm »
Bobby has a lot of smegma!

I used to teach sex ed and I remember the definition of smegma refered to it as a "cottage-cheese-like" discharge!  Blehh!
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Bobby Isosceles

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« Reply #32 on: September 25, 2003, 02:08:44 pm »
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Bobby has a lot of smegma!

I used to teach sex ed and I remember the definition of smegma refered to it as a "cottage-cheese-like" discharge!  Blehh!


My best friend is uncut and laughs when he hears the constant questions about 'cottage-cheese-like discharge'. His words were, 'Anything is cottage-cheese-like if you don't wash enough.'

The foreskin, the hymen, and the appendix all have a seperate heaven set aside for them, where they are once again evolutionarily relevant.
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Nice Pat?- 9/24/03
« Reply #33 on: September 25, 2003, 03:41:26 pm »
Oh look, Bobby Isoceles is here and August West has a cool new sig.  You guys are having too much fun without me while I still don't have my internet back.  But at least I have electricity.
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« Reply #34 on: September 25, 2003, 03:44:11 pm »
Wow, achewood and smegma - I never thought we'd go there.  Thanks a lot Mr Isosceles!
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« Reply #35 on: September 25, 2003, 04:46:01 pm »
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Wow, achewood and smegma - I never thought we'd go there.


I just thought of this as inevitable. And it's only a matter of time before somebody mentions the taint.
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« Reply #36 on: September 25, 2003, 04:47:07 pm »
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The foreskin, the hymen, and the appendix all have a seperate heaven set aside for them, where they are once again evolutionarily relevant.


Also, wisdom teeth and body hair?
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« Reply #37 on: September 25, 2003, 05:17:10 pm »
Men's nipples?

Not that I don't enjoy having them, but still...
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« Reply #38 on: September 25, 2003, 05:37:47 pm »
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The foreskin, the hymen, and the appendix all have a seperate heaven set aside for them, where they are once again evolutionarily relevant.


Also, wisdom teeth and body hair?


Both are relevant if they grow in right.
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« Reply #39 on: September 25, 2003, 05:38:13 pm »
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Men's nipples?

Not that I don't enjoy having them, but still...


My nipples are for smashing.
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« Reply #40 on: September 25, 2003, 07:04:49 pm »
The greater majority of words that can not be spoken on television posted here.
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« Reply #41 on: September 25, 2003, 08:56:20 pm »
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The greater majority of words that can not be spoken on television posted here.


c===8
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« Reply #42 on: September 25, 2003, 08:58:26 pm »
c*ck
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Nice Pat?- 9/24/03
« Reply #43 on: September 25, 2003, 09:53:47 pm »
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Also, jough's new avatar is...disconcerting.


Why, just because I'm a year and a half older in it than I was in the previous avatar?
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« Reply #44 on: September 25, 2003, 10:21:05 pm »
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Oh look, Bobby Isoceles is here and August West has a cool new sig.  You guys are having too much fun without me while I still don't have my internet back.  But at least I have electricity.


I've always been here, spying for Onstad. :)
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