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Re: I built a cantenna.
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2007, 08:53:13 pm »
His aim failed to compensate for the solar wind blowing his photons off-course.
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Re: I built a cantenna.
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2007, 08:57:43 pm »
The sad thing is... remember those Star Wars "What If" comics?

A great one would be, what if Greedo had killed Han there in the bar?

But... politically, I doubt Lucas would approve anything related to that debate.
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« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2007, 02:32:10 pm »
My favorite "What if..." was one that I made up in my mind based on this actual "What if...".  I liked to imagine a comic book where it just showed Punisher living his home life, growing a nice paunch belly, sitting on the couch, watching TV and the like.  You know... basically having no motivation.
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Re: I built a cantenna.
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2007, 07:25:10 am »
Quote from: side_show on February 15, 2007, 02:32:10 pm
My favorite "What if..." was one that I made up in my mind based on this actual "What if...".  I liked to imagine a comic book where it just showed Punisher living his home life, growing a nice paunch belly, sitting on the couch, watching TV and the like.  You know... basically having no motivation.
Better yet, the Punisher's attempts to balance the taxing requirements of bloody vigilante justice with family life. "Honey, I just wanted to let you know I'm going to be a little late home tonight -- I've got this mobster I have to shoot in the face, and he's got a lot of bodyguards, so it might take a while. I'll pick up a pizza on the way home... no, no, sweetie, I know Bobby's piano recital is on Saturday. I swear I won't torture any drug dealers to death this weekend; I know how you like to keep the basement clean..."
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Re: I built a cantenna.
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2007, 08:19:00 pm »
Now that is a book I would pay good money to read.
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« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2007, 06:19:39 pm »
"Darn it hun, you know how hard it is to get blood stains out of linen!  And acid?  How did you get acid on thelovely coat my mother got you for Christmas.  I'll patch it for you, but if my mother sees that hole she won't be pleased.  She ordered that jacket special for you from the Sears catalog.  And you know she's not rich.  She's on a pention for heaven's sake!"

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"All right then.  Supper's in the oven.  I just hope the roast hasn't gotten all dried out from us waiting for you to come home again."

"Sorry, dear."

"And you better ask Jimmy about his Math test."

"Alright dear."

"Alright then."
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