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Author Topic: Time for my man-douche - February 9 2007  (Read 12891 times)

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Time for my man-douche - February 9 2007
« on: February 09, 2007, 12:49:19 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02092007

Sorry, hoss, but it seemed like the only possible thread title.

One of those days when a girl who thought she was doing fine hanging out with the guys has at least temporarily learned her limits. Oh, so gross.

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Re: Time for my man-douche - February 9 2007
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2007, 01:16:28 am »
I hear you're mad about Brubeck
bla-doodley-doo-doo
I like your eyes, I like him too
He's an artist, a pioneer
We've got to have some music on the New Frontier
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Re: Time for my man-douche - February 9 2007
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2007, 01:22:25 am »
Three panels. Wham, bam, thank you... Mr. Onstad?

I also like the first panel just as an object on its own. Indeed, who hasn't used music as some kind of evidence that something in the world doesn't blow?
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Re: Time for my man-douche - February 9 2007
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2007, 01:25:13 am »
Lyle does not believe in privacy
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Re: Time for my man-douche - February 9 2007
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2007, 01:35:11 am »
wow I probably could have gone today without seeing this idea illustrated
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Re: Time for my man-douche - February 9 2007
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2007, 01:48:09 am »
I wouldn't have thought "feelin' fresh" all that high up on Lyle's list of priorities, but I guess it proves he is a Man of Layers.
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Re: Time for my man-douche - February 9 2007
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2007, 02:20:41 am »
Hmm, wow.  I was chilling with out-of-state family today, because they were in for a funeral, and my after-brunch musical choice was Brubeck.  The same album played in the strip too, of course.  No kiddin'.



They were from Orlando and Houston.  I don't got any country shit, so I guess I figured Brubeck was the most universal music I could provide.
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Re: Time for my man-douche - February 9 2007
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2007, 02:37:15 am »
I am pretty sure Lyle is deliberately making sure he does this within Teodor's line of sight.
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Re: Time for my man-douche - February 9 2007
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2007, 03:09:23 am »
Oh, so that must be why Lyle's prostate was all out of sorts. If he's taking it in the can nowadays, then he probably needs a vinegar rinse every now and again.

That is totally disgusting (and so is the word "man-douche". I didn't need to see that. My guess is that Onstad's high.
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Re: Time for my man-douche - February 9 2007
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2007, 03:26:00 am »
wait, why do we think Lyle is taking it in the can?
wouldn't Vinegar be a highly uncomfortable and horrible choice for this?
what am I missing! I don't want to know!
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Re: Time for my man-douche - February 9 2007
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2007, 03:40:04 am »
Well...

What else would a man-douche BE for?

Are you suggesting he might be simply man-douching his... c*ck?

By the logic of an SAT question pu$$y is to mangina as douche is to man-douche.

And as far as I can figure, the mangina is the butt, yes? Even on an imaginary stuffed tiger?
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Re: Time for my man-douche - February 9 2007
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2007, 03:52:53 am »
Man, this is old-school Achewood right here. I laughed so hard at that third panel.
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Re: Time for my man-douche - February 9 2007
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2007, 04:07:58 am »
The reference to Brubeck and Teodor's attendant thoughts=bravo

The non-sequitur from enjoying Brubeck to Lyle's nether regions=bravo

The idea of a "man douche" and it's forced visitation on my life=ewww.


But you know, that's Achewood, right there: Bravo, bravo, ewww (followed soon after, usually, by wtf?!)

Not my favorite strip by any stretch. But there are worse things.
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Re: Time for my man-douche - February 9 2007
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2007, 04:10:42 am »
I instantly thought the title should have to be "ALL MY VINEGAR", implying the strip is some sort of soap opera where linda catches thomas man-douching and she realizes that he is actually gay and also not the father of her retarded baby.

My other option would be the out of context "earth is a huge steaming pile of shit" just to keep you confused.
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Re: Time for my man-douche - February 9 2007
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2007, 04:15:37 am »
yeah, i mean... I don't even know. None of the concepts in this comic make any sense to me. Jazz? What?
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