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[V-Adore]

**EDIT: There is no modesty in emergency medicine. It's one of the few forums I have where it's considered appropriate in some cases for me to bust out the shears and cut off a dude's ****** (or lady). Cuz I'll have a lot of 'splainin to do if I cut the trousers off a particularly hot specimen if they had, like, a broken collarbone. Also JAILARITY for assault. And I'd never be able to work as an EMT again, and rightfully so.

So yeah, you guys better be glad that I'm probably not the medic who's going to get called if you get injured or sick.

I seem to recall Henry Rollins having a good anecdote on this topic, but it verged off into necrophilia and Tom Waits after a certain point.

Also, I parsed this as cutting off a dude's automaton, which seemed very extreme.

[theinevitable]

I am REALLY MAD that for some reason firefox deleted everything I had typed here.

Imagine that in this space, I have fully declined "Perineum."

Some of those plural forms look wrong-- should Perineorum be perinorum? I am not sure.

Suffice it to say, Perinea is the plural because it is a neuter word, and as such is declined slightly differently.

[iron_felix]

I am REALLY MAD that for some reason firefox deleted everything I had typed here.

Imagine that in this space, I have fully declined Perineum.

I read this and thought of neither noun declension nor the perineum as an anatomical area, but rather a pair of superficially similar concepts.  That does seem like quite an extreme reaction to Firefox deleting your post.

...please tell me I'm not the only one who thought this.

[coldfrog]

You know who I miss at a time like this? Phillippe.

Don't get your hopes up.

[jaydub]

Also, I parsed this as cutting off a dude's automaton, which seemed very extreme.

Automaton, not really.  Homonculus - yes.

[arkabee]

hahahaha, cornelius would have still used the bowl after washing it had the other stuffed animal not convinced him otherwise.

[MattFish]

Perhaps Lyle just thinks a bowl is more comfortable.  Maybe he considers a sponge or towel too harsh and abrasive.  Maybe the bowl was closer than the towel, and he didn't want to have to walk across the room.  Or maybe he went with the bowl for the same reasons he's gone with the sink and the dishwasher in the past.

Perhaps he's just an asshole?

Also, I parsed this as cutting off a dude's automaton, which seemed very extreme.

Me too. I was like, what kind of EMT are you?!

[Carlos del Vaca]

Mr. Bear must've learned about teabagging while he was working for Spice. I can't imagine a gentleman knowing the term otherwise.

If one read Neal Pollack's old blog, one would be quite familiar with the term.

[Sub_Topical]

Vinegar tea-bagging: When the toungue  is just not enough.

[Carlos del Vaca]

i guess if you guys really wanted to know the effect of what lyle was doing i could make my cat sit on a bowl of vinegar. Then i could post pictures of his genitals and you all will know for fact that he was not douching his anus, he was cleaning his nuts.

If you do this, you will get so many negative cans it will make your head spin.  I am thinking about giving you a negative can hourly just for suggesting it.

[linnea]

If you do this, you will get so many negative cans it will make your head spin.  I am thinking about giving you a negative can hourly just for suggesting it.

Lyle is a bear, not a cat. I also second the negative cans. that's a total crap thing to say.

[Drygioni]

Guys, either A-CAP was just being a bit tongue-in-cheek or he was taking the piss out of our incessant curiosity. Let's take this with a pinch of salt and vinegar.

Unless he was actually being serious. In which case, I hope the cat teabags the guys balls before shutting it's mouth with extreme alacrity. Then we rape his can. Count.

Also: 900 posts, and I'm still no less juvenile. I will work on this.

[jaydub]

Lyle is a bear, not a cat.

I thought he was a stuffed tiger.  Apparently an anatomically correct one.  Whether humanoid or feline (pantheroid?) remains a mystery, to me at least.

[CortJstr]

I thought he was a stuffed tiger.  Apparently an anatomically correct one.  Whether humanoid or feline (pantheroid?) remains a mystery, to me at least.

Lyle is a stuffed tiger who has human hands for no particular reason.

[Alternate]

In case anyone is still in doubt:  Yes, he is a stuffed tiger.  (Third picture down.)