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Re: What's your favorite Kids In The Hall sketch?
« Reply #45 on: February 20, 2007, 07:35:53 pm »
Like I say, that's my favourite KITH skit. Possibly my favourite television comedy skit of all time.

That or The State's "Porcupine Racetrack".

Read into that howsoever you like.
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Re: What's your favorite Kids In The Hall sketch?
« Reply #46 on: February 21, 2007, 07:48:41 am »
That video got pulled.
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Re: What's your favorite Kids In The Hall sketch?
« Reply #47 on: February 21, 2007, 11:04:15 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on February 21, 2007, 07:48:41 am
That video got pulled.

For lack of humor.  Har har!
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Re: What's your favorite Kids In The Hall sketch?
« Reply #48 on: February 21, 2007, 11:11:49 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on February 21, 2007, 11:04:15 pm
For lack of humor.  Har har!

What's with all the trolls today?
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Re: What's your favorite Kids In The Hall sketch?
« Reply #49 on: February 21, 2007, 11:16:11 pm »
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What's with all the trolls today?

I'm guessing they found a comic strip with rude cat titties and flocked here, hoping to discuss their furriness and plushiness and other such deviancies-beyond-deviance and... when they realized that we were into the strip despite the sexualization of a cat as opposed to because of it...

They were hurt and confused and decided to lash out at us the only way they knew how.

By trolling a message board. No, seriously, that's the only way they know how to lash out.

If they knew any other way to lash out, I'm thinking they would've ended up healthier and... not into furries.

Though, they'll probably use the "It was all an experiment for a psychology course!" excuse before leaving.
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Re: What's your favorite Kids In The Hall sketch?
« Reply #50 on: February 21, 2007, 11:17:09 pm »
Paul's no troll.

Paul, it's okay that you don't like Kids in the Hall. It's okay.

I don't like the Who.
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Re: What's your favorite Kids In The Hall sketch?
« Reply #51 on: February 22, 2007, 11:31:58 am »
Quote from: Choopernickel on February 21, 2007, 11:17:09 pm
I don't like the Who.

But... I don't like the Who and I like Kids in the Hall, so surely it's not OK? No, wait, I'm doing that thing to logic aren't I?
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Re: What's your favorite Kids In The Hall sketch?
« Reply #52 on: February 22, 2007, 09:48:02 pm »
My absolute favorite is the one where Gavin tells the story about the guy who not only smokes, but also taught his dog to smoke (and the dog would go door-to-door, begging for cigarettes).

The "Thirty Helens Agree" where they agree to disagree was pretty sweet, too.

Oh!  And I almost forgot!  "Never Put Salt in Your Eyes."  So good.
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Re: What's your favorite Kids In The Hall sketch?
« Reply #53 on: February 22, 2007, 11:33:52 pm »
Quote from: troublecat on February 22, 2007, 09:48:02 pm
The "Thirty Helens Agree" where they agree to disagree was pretty sweet, too.

To use the latest internet acronym...
QFT
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Re: What's your favorite Kids In The Hall sketch?
« Reply #54 on: March 08, 2007, 06:32:02 am »
I love many of the ones that have already been mentioned, so I'll mention some that haven't yet, unless they were just linked to, and everyone else just said "Oh yeah that one you linked to is awesome" without ever saying what the sketch was, because those have all been pulled off youtube, so I have no idea what they are.  Anyway:

"People think I have the power because I have the monkeys, but they're wrong. I have the power, because one day, I'll let the monkeys loose."

"That's it - I'm confiscating your salt."

"You've been asleep for... TWENTY MINUTES."

"Get out of my cab, you fricking Serb."

These are all favourites of mine.


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Re: What's your favorite Kids In The Hall sketch?
« Reply #55 on: March 08, 2007, 07:46:46 am »
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Re: What's your favorite Kids In The Hall sketch?
« Reply #56 on: March 08, 2007, 02:31:40 pm »
Did anybody else watch The Vacant Lot? It was one of those shows on Comedy Central where they only had about 8 episodes made but they played the ever-living fuck out for them for a year then they vanished totally.

To this day my friends and I will occasionally start singing "This song's gonna make a great video. It's gonna be so cool. We'll break stuff in slo-mo, throw things into a pool!"
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Re: What's your favorite Kids In The Hall sketch?
« Reply #57 on: March 08, 2007, 03:46:49 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on March 08, 2007, 02:31:40 pm
Did anybody else watch The Vacant Lot? It was one of those shows on Comedy Central where they only had about 8 episodes made but they played the ever-living fuck out for them for a year then they vanished totally.

To this day my friends and I will occasionally start singing "This song's gonna make a great video. It's gonna be so cool. We'll break stuff in slo-mo, throw things into a pool!"

"What's the purpose, what's the point? We don't really knoooow...
Just light the torches, cue the pigeons, and let the midget go!"

The Eggtown sketch was great, too. ("I shun you, you are shunned! I shun you, you are shunned!") I still have all of these taped off tv somewhere, and will transfer them to DVD if I ever get around to buying one of those recorders.

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Re: What's your favorite Kids In The Hall sketch?
« Reply #58 on: March 08, 2007, 04:04:11 pm »
Quote from: Victoria Waterfield on March 08, 2007, 03:46:49 pm
"What's the purpose, what's the point? We don't really knoooow...
Just light the torches, cue the pigeons, and let the midget go!"

The Eggtown sketch was great, too. ("I shun you, you are shunned! I shun you, you are shunned!") I still have all of these taped off tv somewhere, and will transfer them to DVD if I ever get around to buying one of those recorders.

One of television's great moments was the sketch with the guy who gets caught in customs in trying to leave the unnamed small country. They sit the guy down at a dinner table covered with candy and say he has to eat all of it. Wrapped. Then they use him as a giant piñata for the customs official's daughter.
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