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[oball]

Or that Lyle did not age in Phillipe's imagination?

Or maybe Phillipe just imagines that when you are deaf you have hair and a moustache like an old man, because he connects old men with deafness, therefore in his mind that is what deaf people look like regardless of age.

[KeithHernandez]

Or maybe Phillipe just imagines that when you are deaf you have hair and a moustache like an old man, because he connects old men with deafness, therefore in his mind that is what deaf people look like regardless of age.

[dejavroom]

Today is a day when I want to look you in the eye, TOUAMB, and whisper confidently to you (to all of you) "We can make it happen".

[wombat]

Or Phillipe seems to think that if you're deaf, you only don't hear SOME words, as would happen in a wacky sitcom misunderstanding?

Actually I have a friend who is extremely hard of hearing who does this all the time. Sometimes in funny ways, although now I can't remember the details of what used to be our favorite example - it was about either an opera singer with bad breath who she thought had bare breasts, or else it was the other way around.  But I can't swear this happens to everyone - she is a wacky sitcom misunderstanding sort of person, now that I think of it.

[AugustWest]

This is improved if you imagine the cochlea making a little "ping!" as it ricochets off the weathervane.

It gets even better when you realize that the cochlea's owner can no longer hear the "ping!"

[Sub_Topical]

If a cochlea pings in the forest do the squirrels know what it is?

I love this strip. I loves the one-offs. 'stad has been kissing the wacky groove.

AND: Friday Lyle!

[crotch_lobster]

Lyle friday is sexcellent


But I miss Philippe's Friday Facts alot every Friday that passes without one

[littlefallsmets]

Lyle friday is sexcellent

But I miss Philippe's Friday Facts alot every Friday that passes without one

If you become a regular contributor, I humbly request that your user icon not be literal to your username.

[wombat]

If you become a regular contributor, I humbly request that your user icon not be literal to your username.

Seconded. But you're allowed to use a lobster crotch instead.

[Doc]

It gets even better when you realize that the cochlea's owner can no longer hear the "ping!"

This is why I come here. God bless you, you film-noir lawyer you.

[coldfrog]

It gets even better when you realize that the cochlea's owner can no longer hear the "ping!"

By typical comedic convention the cochlea will smash through the window of a neighboring house and land in a soup or beverage, and an old lady will faint.

[crotch_lobster]

Seconded. But you're allowed to use a lobster crotch instead.

my typical message board-type icon is pretty tame, its a pixelated lobster that flashes the whole rainbow, but who KNOWS what ill use here

[littlefallsmets]

I have no idea how a rainbow of colours represents the crotch but... considering the alternatives, I certainly have little objection.

[crotch_lobster]

The whole idea behind my handle started out as an STD you REALLY didn't want to catch, so I can understand your aversion to the possibilities it presents as far as images go

[Bjorn the Destroyer]

I think it stinks that we are so against crustaceans. It shows in how we name venereal diseases.

Oh? What's that? Someone has a bad case of the crawdads!

I think some pathologist somewhere is allergic to shellgiraffe, or had a bad experience at a nice seafood restaurant as a child.