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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #900 on: December 04, 2007, 06:33:35 am »
You're over-selling Lastings, but your point remains a solid one: Omar Minaya is not very good.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #901 on: December 04, 2007, 07:33:07 am »
I'll admit, I'm playing toward the ceiling of Milledge's potential, yes.

But it's still his potential.

The players he was traded have proven where they topped out at.

Solid back-ups, journeyman millionaires, rich off their polite mediocrity.

Who knows what he could have been, still could be?

Or, perhaps, I just identify with prodigies who've been kicked to ground for not paying off immediately and  for being loud-mouthed and over-enthusiastic while they were not immediately paying off.

Perhaps I grew up, too, in orange black and blue. Forty-four being the number of Syracuse Orangemen, the number of Mark Twain's Mysterious Stranger and the number he wore on his back when he was in Queens, when they could've been kings.

Y'know. Just perhaps.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #902 on: December 04, 2007, 02:57:56 pm »
Man, fuck Tom Brady.  Fuck that guy right in his ear.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #903 on: December 06, 2007, 10:12:08 am »
Have I mentioned that Bill Belichick is a Sith Lord here yet?

Because he is.

He's usually better at hiding it, though.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #904 on: December 06, 2007, 03:50:05 pm »
How much must the Baltimore D hate Billick now?
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #905 on: December 06, 2007, 04:08:35 pm »
Quite a lot, actually.  Before the Patriots game there was apparently a lot of sniping in the press how the offense wasn't carrying its load.  After the game, when asked about the stupid 4th-down timeout (called by the defensive coordinator, actually), and the defensive guys were just like "That's something the coaches did.  I can't say anything about it."
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #906 on: December 09, 2007, 02:36:26 pm »
Well, here it is... last week of the fantasy regular season... six teams competing for two more spots in the playoffs. Lots going on over there.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #907 on: December 10, 2007, 04:27:21 am »
Did I somehow fluke into the 6-seed with a record of 6-7-1... or did I do my math wrong?
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #908 on: December 10, 2007, 05:02:59 am »
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Did I somehow fluke into the 6-seed with a record of 6-7-1... or did I do my math wrong?

You suck.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #909 on: December 10, 2007, 05:05:39 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on December 10, 2007, 05:02:59 am
You suck.
Did someone pee in your cereal this morning or something?
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #910 on: December 10, 2007, 05:09:06 am »
Quote from: A-CAP on December 10, 2007, 05:05:39 am
Did someone pee in your cereal this morning or something?


Shaddup you.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #911 on: December 10, 2007, 06:20:27 am »
Hey, I ain't braggadoshin'. I'm seriously surprised.

I really sucked at first and if I somehow squeaked into the playoffs at the end... with a hair below .500 record no less... I'm more surprised than proud.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #912 on: December 10, 2007, 04:42:38 pm »
I suppose this means Just Vince Young misses the playoffs by a hair. Not bad considering I made one move all season, and that was to pick up the wrong Adrian Peterson.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #913 on: December 10, 2007, 05:34:25 pm »
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Hey, I ain't braggadoshin'. I'm seriously surprised.

I know.  Just venting.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #914 on: December 11, 2007, 12:28:47 am »
He should be a well rounded criminal by then.  All kinds of networking should be available to him.
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