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Author Topic: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"  (Read 15470 times)

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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #45 on: February 21, 2007, 07:11:15 pm »
Yeah when I meet a girl I can't look at her I'm too ashamed???  ;D

However there are occasions when people enjoy myself and intentionally are around me!  ::)
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #46 on: February 21, 2007, 07:46:45 pm »
Quote from: nDed on February 21, 2007, 07:01:37 pm
Tart(1) App(2) -les(3) In(4) The(5) Mor(6) -ning(7) Dew(8)

-TOUAMB Poetry Jam

Edit: Oops, my mistake  :-[

We should start a thread
Where all the conversations
Are in haiku form

(or not)

Seeing as we share a server/admin/benevolent dictator with plagiarist.com that might seem appropriate. But let's go with "not" on this one.
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #47 on: February 21, 2007, 09:35:07 pm »
Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator.

(not mine.)

a-so: I think that qualititty quality is more important than rudeness.
Unless Rude can mean just... awesome?
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #48 on: February 21, 2007, 09:57:37 pm »
Quote from: nDed on February 21, 2007, 07:01:37 pm
Tart(1) App(2) -les(3) In(4) The(5) Mor(6) -ning(7) Dew(8)

-TOUAMB Poetry Jam

Edit: Oops, my mistake  :-[
Extra articles
make you forget to discuss
our love of titties.
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #49 on: February 21, 2007, 11:01:58 pm »
I am most ashamed
I had not intended to
Slight the proud titty
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #50 on: February 21, 2007, 11:03:28 pm »
I think we already did a all haiku thread once upon a time.

Cort, do you remember this?
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #51 on: February 21, 2007, 11:05:34 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable
Unless Rude can mean just... awesome?

Awesome is definitely part of the meaning. But not all of the meaning.

Awesome is to rude as mensch is to ubermensch. A starting point for form and yet so much more.

Rude is the Superman of Awesome. Strange visitor from another awesome.

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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #52 on: February 21, 2007, 11:06:21 pm »
I guess Jough himself already beat me to the punch.

http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,594.msg9556.html#msg9556

Oh well.
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #53 on: February 22, 2007, 12:12:14 am »
Maybe you could buy Jough a coelth??  8)
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #54 on: February 22, 2007, 12:29:36 am »
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #55 on: February 22, 2007, 03:59:40 am »

Wisdom of ages:
Rude titties are exalted.
terima kasih.

(Photo link and Bahasa Indonesian in a single haiku!)

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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #56 on: February 22, 2007, 04:46:11 am »
Okay, okay, okay... I just really wanna put a capstone definition on this:

"Rude" in this concept is, like, "so awesome that it is as though they are being rude to other things like them". To say that a lady has "rude titties" is as if to say "those titties are so awesome that they actively disrespect other titties".

It is RUDE how awesome they are. To say "rude" is just short for that.
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #57 on: February 22, 2007, 05:29:12 am »
I kind of think of asses as more functional and tits as more decorative -- asses being more likely to provoke a "This is a homeboy!" reaction from me for that reason.  It just seems like there are more ways to complete the sentence "Man, I'd like to ____ that ass," than the sentence "Man, I'd like to ____ those tits."  Maybe just because asses are more durable. 
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #58 on: February 22, 2007, 05:34:19 am »
Perhaps that is the thing... I would never say "I want to tap that ass" because the idea of anal sex is completely disgusting to me. Call me weird but I have never wanted to give, let alone receive, anal sex in my life and I'm not really thinking I'm ever going to change my mind on that.

That's where the poop comes from! Fer God's sake!

Whereas I would definitely say "I want to tap those titties"... in the context of "I would definitely have to lightly tap those titties because I fear that if I went in too fast, I would be overwhelmed by their power and might die."
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #59 on: February 22, 2007, 06:18:44 am »
watch out. light taps can approach the natural frequency of the titties, and they will explode/kill you.
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