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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #180 on: March 12, 2007, 07:40:46 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on March 11, 2007, 11:41:32 pm
1.

It was Topper.

NERK. That one was right, though to be honest it was more a half-pint of Coke chat than a blokey full-on pint discussion. He was very agreeable.

#3 is the no-no. It was only in my county that I was top, which is much less of an achievement considering we're pretty much all descended from the same four people. Farmers, no less.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #181 on: March 13, 2007, 04:02:37 am »
Quote from: linnea on March 11, 2007, 09:46:16 pm
2. My lowest adult BMI has been 17.5, the highest has been 32.

Sounds like you and your BMI have been on some... black adventures together.  I don't know how this came to pass, but I can't imagine it was very pleasant.  So: my sympathies, and I hope you're doing alright now. 
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #182 on: March 13, 2007, 07:05:03 am »
Quote from: Alternate on March 13, 2007, 04:02:37 am
Sounds like you and your BMI have been on some... black adventures together.  I don't know how this came to pass, but I can't imagine it was very pleasant.  So: my sympathies, and I hope you're doing alright now. 

Thanks. Basically I have learned that you have to be nice to your body, because where the fuck else are you going to live??
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #183 on: March 13, 2007, 12:52:59 pm »
Quote from: linnea on March 13, 2007, 07:05:03 am
Thanks. Basically I have learned that you have to be nice to your body, because where the fuck else are you going to live??

5' tall ***** with the strength of five gorillas?
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #184 on: March 18, 2007, 07:35:31 am »
1.) I haven't read a book in months.

2.) I have been engaged, but never married.

3.) My parents were denied visas to Australia in the early 1970s because they thought my parents were an interracial couple (my mom is blonde-haired and blue-eyed and my dad is Sicilian with dark skin and wore his naturally curly dark hair in an Afro at the time).
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #185 on: March 18, 2007, 08:51:08 am »
Quote from: linnea on March 18, 2007, 07:35:31 am
1.) I haven't read a book in months.

2.) I have been engaged, but never married.

3.) My parents were denied visas to Australia in the early 1970s because they thought my parents were an interracial couple (my mom is blonde-haired and blue-eyed and my dad is Sicilian with dark skin and wore his naturally curly dark hair in an Afro at the time).

I will guess at #2 being untrue.  Can't say 3 because of the details.  You seem to be pretty busy with work so 1 is pretty plausable.  I'm familiar with the fact that when you're in a medicine-related field, there is not very much time to fit fiction into your schedule, so this will surprise me if it is the false one.

However there's plenty of time to spend on the internet, because that doesn't count, obviously.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #186 on: March 18, 2007, 10:43:53 am »
Quote from: linnea on March 18, 2007, 07:35:31 am
3.) My parents were denied visas to Australia in the early 1970s because they thought my parents were an interracial couple.

That's right, we don't care for that kind of shit 'round here.

Actually I'm going to call this one the lie just because I'm willing to bet you've changed the details.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #187 on: March 18, 2007, 02:15:46 pm »
Quote from: Doc on March 18, 2007, 10:43:53 am
That's right, we don't care for that kind of shit 'round here.

Actually I'm going to call this one the lie just because I'm willing to bet you've changed the details.

Damn! My previous sneaky ways have foiled me...#3 is all true.

Actually the lie is #1. I've read a couple books, including an awesome one about Proust that kellichou got me.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #188 on: March 18, 2007, 02:42:58 pm »
1. I was once a declared communist.
2. I'm in MENSA.
3. I write poems about economics.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #189 on: March 18, 2007, 04:30:54 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on March 18, 2007, 02:42:58 pm
1. I was once a declared communist.
2. I'm in MENSA.
3. I write poems about economics.

I think these are all true, and the lie is that you changed the order.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #190 on: March 18, 2007, 09:19:23 pm »
1. My B.A. is in Pure Mathematics
2. I lost my virginity at fourteen (It's alright, I wasn't using it for anything.)
3. I sang a sickeningly romantic duet with Lucy Liu's cousin.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #191 on: March 18, 2007, 09:52:43 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on March 18, 2007, 02:42:58 pm
2. I'm in MENSA.

Although you don't seem to be lacking in the ego department, I can't buy that you have the deep narcissism required to pay for the privilege of saying you're smart.

1.  My house has more computers than TVs
2.  My Dad blew himself up in a gasoline explosion
3.  I'm allergic to dogs and can only own poodles because they are hypoallergenic.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #192 on: March 18, 2007, 09:56:56 pm »
1. I have had sexual action in an airport.
2. I have evaded police pursuit in a ford club wagon.
3. I was stillborn.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #193 on: March 18, 2007, 10:00:20 pm »
Quote from: Fooker on March 18, 2007, 09:56:56 pm
1. I have had sexual action in an airport.
2. I have evaded police pursuit in a ford club wagon.
3. I was stillborn.


Gotta be 2.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #194 on: March 18, 2007, 10:19:47 pm »
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I can't buy that you have the deep narcissism required to pay for the privilege of saying you're smart.

Yeah. It is pretty much The Hunts move. Capital-letters AND italics.

It is the Joining A Frat of nerds.
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