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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2007, 06:55:30 pm »
Quote from: Mattgiraffe on February 22, 2007, 06:27:04 pm
I think we should hold a contest as to who can make the best Breast Man cocktail.

On the grounds of basic decency - and to foster greater creativity -  I rule that no cream drinks are allowed.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2007, 08:04:51 pm »
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I rule that no cream drinks are allowed.

Also, no variations on The Slippery Nipple. But you are so right.

If only more people accepted M.O.D.O.K. as their lord and saviour, I am certain we would have better mixed drinks.

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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2007, 09:10:05 pm »
Quote from: Golfhaus on February 22, 2007, 01:15:25 pm
Leg Men certainly don't have anything like this. We need to organize or something. The LEAST we can do is a marketing agreement to start buying whiskey from Jack In The Box or something.

No love for Face Men?  Some people I know won't even acknowledge our existence; they think we're just too polite to discuss the other parts of a woman's body.  I guess in some ways that makes for a pretty good start, though, following the secret brotherhood model for these sorts of things.

What a fantastic strip; the humor just keeps escalating.  It reaches a critical mass of awesome in panel four and after that there's just no looking back.  I love it when a story arc that started as basically a single joke shifts into high gear like this.  It's so beautiful to watch.
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Corvette ignition ringtone (Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 ))
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2007, 11:09:30 pm »
Hey Touamb, what's up. Inspired by today's comic, I made a Corvette ignition ringtone:

http://stashbox.org/12780/corvettestarting.amr

It's in Nokia AMR format, which works on most Nokias and on Treos. The source sound is from the Lucasfilm Sound Effects collection. It's a 1990 Corvette apparently.

Enjoy!

p.s. you might also be interested in the Institutionalized ringtone I made:
http://www.stashbox.org/uploads/1145297341/institutionalized.amr
(referenced in http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04172006)
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2007, 01:12:51 am »
Quote from: Golfhaus on February 22, 2007, 01:15:25 pm
Leg Men certainly don't have anything like this. We need to organize or something. The LEAST we can do is a marketing agreement to start buying whiskey from Jack In The Box or something.

The problem is that Leg men are like people who grow orchids, a nice set of legs is something that only exists for a fleeting period before withering before the winter of age and cream buns. Breast and legs guys are all about the quantity, not the quality.


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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2007, 01:28:56 am »
I take offense at that. Quality is what it is all about.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2007, 01:40:43 am »
I'm having difficulty thinking up a cocktail that fellas who love breasts would drink?

Anyway, mattgiraffe has an AWESOME avatar.

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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2007, 01:44:07 am »
Quote from: linnea on February 23, 2007, 01:40:43 am
I'm having difficulty thinking up a cocktail that fellas who love breasts would drink?
I'm trying to figure out a way to involve flan.
And cherries.

Quote from: theinevitable on February 23, 2007, 01:28:56 am
I take offense at that. Quality is what it is all about.

While I appreciate the nicely formed bosom or buttock these examples of 'rude titties' as they have been presented to me show no signs of decent QA whatsoever.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2007, 02:30:49 am »
Grapefruit juice, high-end vodka and just enough 7-Up to make the top fizz... served in an Erlenmeyer flask?
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2007, 02:35:58 am »
Feet men just get crass websites, and skeevy pictures.

"Waiter... a foot-man over here!"

Then the footman comes and throws you out of the establishment.

(The crass website isn't that crass at all.  It could have been crasser.)
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2007, 02:45:26 am »
This is one of the funniest things I've read on the internet in a long while.  James Bond in a towel indeed.

Also, leg man, here.  And neck man.  I like long soft necks on a girl.  Do I ever.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2007, 03:27:42 am »
As an aside, I finally checked out the alt-text and...

That, right there, is damned funny joke that I wouldn't get if I didn't live in "In-N-Out" territory.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2007, 03:31:47 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on February 23, 2007, 02:30:49 am
Grapefruit juice, high-end vodka and just enough 7-Up to make the top fizz... served in an Erlenmeyer flask?

Perhaps, but the flask I think is too over the top for a secret-society drink.  Just a plain tumbler would be fine, but it would have to be served upon a small disc with a picture of a breast on it, and the drink should have ice so that the condensation on the glass slowly moistens the breast over the course of the night, making a subtle, but noticeable, change in the photograph.

And you can NEVER drink one alone.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2007, 03:36:30 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on February 23, 2007, 02:30:49 am
Grapefruit juice, high-end vodka and just enough 7-Up to make the top fizz... served in an Erlenmeyer flask?

I am highly in favor of beverages served in lab glassware. All gin-tonics stirred with glass pipettes. All shots out of test tubes. All whiskey old-fashioneds in volumetric flasks.

This said, I would figure fine brandies to be more of a Breast Man liquor. Especially served in a snifter.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2007, 03:43:58 am »
We could also get a pink gumdrop in there, somewhere.
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