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[Drastic Action]

Hey Touamb, what's up. Inspired by today's comic, I made a Corvette ignition ringtone:

http://stashbox.org/12780/corvettestarting.amr

It's in Nokia AMR format, which works on most Nokias and on Treos. The source sound is from the Lucasfilm Sound Effects collection. It's a 1990 Corvette apparently.

Enjoy!

p.s. you might also be interested in the Institutionalized ringtone I made:
http://www.stashbox.org/uploads/1145297341/institutionalized.amr
(referenced in http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04172006)

If my phone could use that, I would love to try out the corvette ignition for a bit..  That would probably be the only ring tone I'd ever consider putting on my phone, and it would be excellent..

[Sub_Topical]

Also, leg man, here.  And neck man.  I like long soft necks on a girl.  Do I ever.

Yeah yeah yeah, the better to wrap your hands around and squeeze, I'm supposing.

You have trained me to expect these horrible things.

[basula]

Well, I don't know if your phone can do mp3 either, but here it is as mp3. Maybe you can convert it to something your phone can use.

http://stashbox.org/12793/corvettestarting.mp3

and once I actually had this on my phone I realized it needed to be shorter (so it would loop faster), so I trimmed it down and posted it again:

http://stashbox.org/12794/corvettestarting.amr

[theinevitable]

Jough-- it seems to me like people need increasingly specific things to get off.

[iron_felix]

People think I'm weird, but I especially like women's jawlines.  Nothing else turns me on like a girl with a nice, firm, angular, almost-but-not-quite-masculine jawline...  I think I need to change the subject.

I am highly in favor of beverages served in lab glassware. All gin-tonics stirred with glass pipettes. All shots out of test tubes. All whiskey old-fashioneds in volumetric flasks.

I have long entertained the test tube shot concept.  It would be fantastic for parties - all screaming "I'M CHANGING!  I'M CHANGING!" after each shot, all shambling around like Mr. Hyde...  I never get around to actually buying them, though.  The main problem is that plastic tubes would be tacky, and I'm worried glass ones would inevitably break when some asshole slammed one down on the table.

Also: Graduated cylinder beer bongs.

[MattFish]

I like the brandy idea, I'll mix some stuff up tomorrow, I'll probably find a good mix with a creme de various fruit liqueur of some type and we can keep the grapefruit because it is the rudest breast-like size

[V-Adore]

According to my friend in Inorganic Chem/Materials Science, hella partying with lab glassware is more common than you'd think, and way more common than it probably should be. The answer here is less that scientists are a secret cult and more that scientists tend to have more new glassware lying around than, say, paper cups, and that scientists often have poor judgment involving their alcohol-related recreation activities.

[jough]

Ash, it's Pavlovian now.

Inev: Fetishism is all about specificity.

Ringtone n00b (too lazy to scroll up the page to see your name, but not too lazy to type a paragraph about why I'm not calling you by name - c'est la vie): this is now my ringtone.  Thank you.  Perhaps someday you will further distinguish yourself so that I remember your handle. 

[CortJstr]

Well, I don't know if your phone can do mp3 either, but here it is as mp3. Maybe you can convert it to something your phone can use.

This is also assuming he doesn't use Verizon. Their phones can use mp3's but are crippled at the factory to deactivate this feature. Also, bluetooth.

[Carlos del Vaca]

This is also assuming he doesn't use Verizon. Their phones can use mp3's but are crippled at the factory to deactivate this feature. Also, bluetooth.

Yeah, seriously.  I was all psyched to get a bluetooth-enabled phone so my phone and PDA could talk to each other.  And then... it doesn't frickin' work, because Verizon is a bunch of bastards.

[theinevitable]

jough-- it was actually a quote. of something you said on IRC back in the day.
I remembered it because I remember that I had a really good joke to make about it, but I never said it because I had to go eat dinner or something.

...weird.

[Enkidu]

This is also assuming he doesn't use Verizon. Their phones can use mp3's but are crippled at the factory to deactivate this feature. Also, bluetooth.

Theres a simple (and legal) workaround to let them play mp3's, but it requires a phone that takes a memory card.  I've done it on my razr to get some cool mp3 ringtones (theme to Arrested Development, Fraggle Rock song, etc.).  You also need a computer with a memory card reader.

• record a short audio file with your phone, and make sure its being saved to the memory card
• put the memory card in your computer
• copy your mp3 into the same directory as the audio recording you made (has a long numerical name with a weird extension)
• copy the weird filename of the audio recording and paste it onto the name of the mp3, including the extension (you'll have to rename the other file before it'll let you set your mp3 to this filename)
• delete old file, put memory card back into your phone, set file as ringtone

You've just replaced the "data" of the audio recording you made with the data of the mp3 you want.  The recordings are apparently mp3s just with a different file extension.  Theres also a hack to let you do this, but it'll void your warranty.

[Turbo Ninja]

I've always thought test-tube shots are fairly common, but perhaps that's because I've lived in college towns since I was 18.  At our friendly neighborhood meat markets, a slutty barmaid will carry around a rack of test tubes filled with cloying, neon liquids with names like "Acapulco Shiatsu." 

For a dollar, she'll pour one into your mouth.  For five bucks, she'll tuck it into her cleavage and let you extract it with your mouth (you generally lean in, wrap your lips around it, linger for a second or three, and then slowly slip the test tube from the bosom's embrace.  Then you violently jerk your head back and shoot the beverage, remove the tube from your mouth and yell something like "WOOOOOOOOO!" before sheepishly handing your empty tube back to the barmaid.

Dogg I cannot brook the candy cocktails, so I have no idea if they actually contain any alcohol.  I wouldn't be surprised if it was just a good way of getting rid of excess sour mix and cranberry concentrate.

[Bimmicus]

Three words: Klein Bottle Margarita.

[wombat]

For a dollar, she'll pour one into your mouth.  For five bucks, she'll tuck it into her cleavage and let you extract it with your mouth (you generally lean in, wrap your lips around it, linger for a second or three, and then slowly slip the test tube from the bosom's embrace.  Then you violently jerk your head back and shoot the beverage, remove the tube from your mouth and yell something like "WOOOOOOOOO!" before sheepishly handing your empty tube back to the barmaid.

Wow, that is seriously gross and makes me want to go all feminist on someone's ass but all I can think to say is that she ought charge a lot more than that and I hope her titties are hella rude to you when you are finished.