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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #45 on: February 23, 2007, 07:51:02 pm »
Quote from: Bimmicus on February 23, 2007, 07:41:38 pm
Three words: Klein Bottle Margarita.

one word: CAN'D
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #46 on: February 23, 2007, 08:20:44 pm »
Where would you put the slice of lime?
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #47 on: February 23, 2007, 08:22:49 pm »
The klein margarita would contain EVERY slice of lime in the universe.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #48 on: February 23, 2007, 10:14:24 pm »
Quote from: Bimmicus on February 23, 2007, 07:41:38 pm
Three words: Klein Bottle Margarita.

This is possible.

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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #49 on: February 23, 2007, 10:32:10 pm »
There was a club I used to go to that did the test tube thing for a while, I really didn't like it because it seemed like air got caught in the tube and made my imbibing take longer. Of course now that same club has freaking plastic shot glasses which is even crappier so I guess I should have been pleased with what I had.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #50 on: February 23, 2007, 11:21:50 pm »
Quote from: wombat on February 23, 2007, 07:45:58 pm
Wow, that is seriously gross and makes me want to go all feminist on someone's ass but all I can think to say is that she ought charge a lot more than that and I hope her titties are hella rude to you when you are finished.

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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #51 on: February 23, 2007, 11:33:02 pm »
Quote from: Doc on February 23, 2007, 10:32:10 pm
There was a club I used to go to that did the test tube thing for a while, I really didn't like it because it seemed like air got caught in the tube and made my imbibing take longer. Of course now that same club has freaking plastic shot glasses which is even crappier so I guess I should have been pleased with what I had.

Yes, science types party with labware quite frequently.

You have to hold the test tube in your teeth and open your lips to allow air in the sides, then tilt your head back. If necessary, flick your tongue briefly into the test tube to "pop" the air bubble (in a sense). Then the liquid will flow freely.

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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #52 on: February 23, 2007, 11:36:03 pm »
See the thing that bothers me about all this is that I *am* a science type, I did my honours in chemistry ferchrissake (and chemists are heavy drinkers), which just leads me to the belief that I get invited to the wrong parties.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #53 on: February 23, 2007, 11:37:45 pm »
Quote from: Doc on February 23, 2007, 11:36:03 pm
See the thing that bothers me about all this is that I *am* a science type, I did my honours in chemistry ferchrissake (and chemists are heavy drinkers), which just leads me to the belief that I get invited to the wrong parties.

Wanna go out?

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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #54 on: February 23, 2007, 11:40:46 pm »
Of course, so long as you show me where these good parties are.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #55 on: February 23, 2007, 11:54:35 pm »
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Of course, so long as you show me where these good parties are.

Your profile says you are from Austrailia.

Now, if I know my Broad Cultural Stereotypes, and I think I do, Austrailia pretty much INVENTED good parties.

Like, in America, the best parties we had were okay parties, until an Austrailian immigrant introduced good parties to Tijuana in the early '30s and they quickly spread to San Diego and all of America from here.

You should be able to find good parties like a bird finds South, such as with a magnet in your nose.

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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #56 on: February 25, 2007, 08:48:17 pm »
Damn, all we Eye Men get is a subscription to Chewing and a signed 8x10 of Joe Don Baker.   :-[
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #57 on: February 25, 2007, 11:46:10 pm »
Quote from: ktoad on February 25, 2007, 08:48:17 pm
Damn, all we Eye Men get is a subscription to Chewing and a signed 8x10 of Joe Don Baker.   :-[

that's awesome. I want that.

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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« Reply #58 on: February 26, 2007, 02:36:03 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on February 23, 2007, 11:54:35 pm
Now, if I know my Broad Cultural Stereotypes, and I think I do, Austrailia pretty much INVENTED good parties.

The problem is due to the exchange rate most of the good parties go to the export market these days. Most of the parties we get around here now are relatively cheap asian imports.

Maybe I mis-spoke when I said good parties, I go to good parties but not parties where people are abusing lab ware for alcoholic purposes. I'm wondering whether they just drill OHS stuff into us harder down here?

I also have a theory that Australians are relatively normal people until we head overseas when we become party-holics. I think it's to do with living on an island: everywhere else seems basically made up and therefore once you are in foreign lands you feel like your actions are free of consequence.
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Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
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