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Author Topic: March 1, 2007 - A baseball cap can hold the average puke.  (Read 10070 times)

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March 1, 2007 - A baseball cap can hold the average puke.
« on: March 01, 2007, 06:30:22 am »
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03012007

Turn the mother out already. Enough with this deliberate net of cognition!
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Re: March 1, 2007 - A baseball cap can hold the average puke.
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2007, 06:37:19 am »
Is this Ray on the phone with Beef? Who is responding? Is this Ray's trying to tell Beef to buck up?

Also, I love: Ray's idea of Snuggling includes Braveheart, and also Ray's description of Baseball Games. I love going to baseball games, and long for the days when I will be able to get loaded at Baseball Games (baseball season AND my 21st birthday come in a month!) However, I would never puke in a cap, for today they are hell of expensive.
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Re: March 1, 2007 - A baseball cap can hold the average puke.
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2007, 06:50:30 am »
This is Ray on the phone with anybody.
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Re: March 1, 2007 - A baseball cap can hold the average puke.
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2007, 07:34:50 am »
DISAGREEMENT BOX

I don't need the rest of the strip. That'll totally do.

Well, okay, the Logic Backsiphon Prevention Bar also wins.
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Re: March 1, 2007 - A baseball cap can hold the average puke.
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2007, 07:47:52 am »
It should be "cue," not "queue," for the braveheart.

also, this is basically a good way to go through life.
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Re: March 1, 2007 - A baseball cap can hold the average puke.
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2007, 07:56:17 am »
For some reason the Logic Backsiphon Prevention Bar immediately reminded me of the Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad...  It must be all the references to turning mothers out.

This one I may actually consider buying, but I think I'll hold out in case he does one for Téodor that I might like better.  Is there going to be a full series of these?  I think I would enjoy them enough not to mind there not being an actual comic.  Pat and Nice Pete flowcharts would be especially entertaining.
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Re: March 1, 2007 - A baseball cap can hold the average puke.
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2007, 08:25:39 am »
I really like this.

I am imagining my chart right now, and it would have a lot of similar "disagreement bars". Ouch.
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Re: March 1, 2007 - A baseball cap can hold the average puke.
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2007, 08:40:59 am »
I particularly identify with Ray's question as toward whether the cashier is hot.

For reasons I cannot completely explain, there are few things that make me happier than seeing a very pretty lady performing a job that you would not generally assume a gorgeous woman would be doing or rarely see a woman of any appearance performing.

Hot long-haul trucker lady. Hot DMV bureaucrat lady. Hot motorcycle cop lady.

At one point in college, friends of mine and I were driving into the suburbs to go do some Rock N Bowl and... we saw an extremely hot Thruway toll booth lady? Man. There was hell of high-fives and talk about seeing a hot lady working in a toll booth for weeks.

Hot Fed-Ex Driver Lady? I'm instantly crushing on her, even though I would never actually cheat on my girlfriend... ditto for Hot CVS Clerk-Type Person Lady.

Oh man, Hot 7-11 Worker Lady? I'll become completely entranced by that. How could a hot lady be working such a depressing job? Generally, if there is a hot lady working a convenience store, it usually turns out that her parents are Ethnic and own the place and she's working out of family obligation as opposed to HAVING to work in a 7-11... or as I call it "The Eighteen".

But down in Hollywood? The 7-11 at Cherokee & Sunset is occasionally staffed by a young woman of Indian-Subcontinental descent who just... is too great-looking to be working there. She is clearly the daughter of the owner.

Is it contrast that draws me to this? Their beauty given harsh relief against the lonely dusty toll booth or the goddamn week-old hot dogs? Is it a boyish giddiness of realizing that there are pretty ladies everywhere if you just keep your eyes peeled?

I have no idea.

But I feel Ray on this one.

I wholeheartedly agree with the imaginary cat.
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Re: March 1, 2007 - A baseball cap can hold the average puke.
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2007, 10:43:06 am »
The disagreement box was the first thing I saw when I looked at the comic.  My eye was practically drawn right to it.  And then I see a no going in and a yes going out with absolutely no reasoning whatsoever and I was DONE.
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Re: March 1, 2007 - A baseball cap can hold the average puke.
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2007, 01:18:37 pm »
It is not your business to turn out a funeral.

Life lessons, dogg.
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Re: March 1, 2007 - A baseball cap can hold the average puke.
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2007, 02:02:47 pm »
By "Night baseball," I'm not sure if he means the actual game that's played at ballparks, or the goofball poker variation in which you get a whole bunch of cards face down and turn them up one at a time until you have the best hand on the table.

Still, good strip, I didst laff.
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Re: March 1, 2007 - A baseball cap can hold the average puke.
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2007, 02:05:10 pm »
Ray's decision making chart makes me want to Seize the Day, at least for a second before I remember I am not that kind of person. But a good feeling anyway.
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Re: March 1, 2007 - A baseball cap can hold the average puke.
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2007, 02:29:09 pm »
I almost skipped this strip, thinking that it was still yesterdays. I am glad I did make such a massive error. Otherwise I never would have learned proper mother turning out procedures.

Pat's flowchart would have all decisions pointing to "indignant rage"
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Re: March 1, 2007 - A baseball cap can hold the average puke.
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2007, 05:25:22 pm »
Why isn't Pat on the poll?
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Re: March 1, 2007 - A baseball cap can hold the average puke.
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2007, 05:52:53 pm »
Quote from: Omegatron on March 01, 2007, 05:25:22 pm
Why isn't Pat on the poll?
I concur.  That seems like a pretty gross oversight.
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