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The most boring person ever, but I like Achewood!
« on: March 01, 2007, 07:33:13 am »
So I finally got the guts to introduce myself because I am a spineless coward and really boring, unlike everyone else here. But I guess that adds some extra spice because now you can say "TOUAMB: Now with extra boring!" instead of plain ol' "TOUAMB".

Basically, I like origami, knitting, cats, and Achewood, but not necessarily in that order. Things I don't do include ballet, zookeeping, linguistics, and emergency medicine.

Oh wait! I just thought of something exciting I do! Sleeping!
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Re: The most boring person ever, but I like Achewood!
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2007, 07:36:54 am »
Sleeping is wicked exciting. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

Anyway, welcome. As one of the senior boring people on the board, I hereby proclaim: Gabba gabba, one of us!

(Or, if you prefer, "Gabba gabba hey!")
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Re: The most boring person ever, but I like Achewood!
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2007, 02:03:50 pm »
Origami isn't boring. I have seen some really amazing origami.

And V isn't boring. What is this, another thread full of lies?
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Re: The most boring person ever, but I like Achewood!
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2007, 02:34:20 pm »
Also, the fact you have a pu$$y makes you less boring to the majority of the memebers of the board.  Welcome to TOUAMB Vag. Club.

Do you want to know boring?  I came into work today, and beside my computer someone has placed 3 half dead carnations and a mostly dead lilly in a slightly dirty iced tea container, splayed out in a way that says "I threw these here because I couldn't throw them out."  They make me want to sigh.
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Re: The most boring person ever, but I like Achewood!
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2007, 02:39:59 pm »
Your name is fairly interesting,that is good enough for me.


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Re: The most boring person ever, but I like Achewood!
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2007, 02:51:07 pm »
Quote from: chuanoplast on March 01, 2007, 07:33:13 am
Basically, I like origami, knitting, cats, and Achewood, but not necessarily in that order. Things I don't do include ballet, zookeeping, linguistics, and emergency medicine.

Yes, but what about Kids in the Hall?
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Re: The most boring person ever, but I like Achewood!
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2007, 04:49:12 pm »
I rarely watch TV, but I watched some Kids in the Hall on Youtube and it was pretty hilarious. I like my comedy a lot darker though. Like if you took a black crayon and drew on a piece of black paper and then dipped that into a bucket of black paint on a starless moonless night.
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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2007, 05:17:24 pm »
Quote from: chuanoplast on March 01, 2007, 04:49:12 pm
I rarely watch TV, but I watched some Kids in the Hall on Youtube and it was pretty hilarious. I like my comedy a lot darker though. Like if you took a black crayon and drew on a piece of black paper and then dipped that into a bucket of black paint on a starless moonless night.

Ah, so something like this?
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Re: The most boring person ever, but I like Achewood!
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2007, 05:22:15 pm »
Quote from: side_show on March 01, 2007, 05:17:24 pm
Ah, so something like this?

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Re: The most boring person ever, but I like Achewood!
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2007, 05:48:52 pm »
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I like my comedy a lot darker though. Like if you took a black crayon and drew on a piece of black paper and then dipped that into a bucket of black paint on a starless moonless night.

I then humbly suggest to you the work of Tim and Eric, their shows "Tom Goes to the Mayor" and "Awesome Show, Great Job" in the Adult Swim block on Cartoon Network. Their complete and total disdain for general humanity and middle-American low-brow Wal-Mart culture in particular will probably be right up your alley.

Anyway, if you're of the opinion that KITH is not dark enough for you, you are probably not a boring person.
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Re: The most boring person ever, but I like Achewood!
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2007, 06:09:01 pm »
Quote from: chuanoplast on March 01, 2007, 07:33:13 am
...because now you can say "TOUAMB: Now with extra boning!" instead of plain ol' "TOUAMB".

This is how my mind parsed that sentance which really isn't very boning, er, boring at all.

Welcome aboard the good ship Sick Fuck. I'm at best a midshipman but the Capt. has retired to his berth indefinetly so I'm picking up as best I can.

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Re: The most boring person ever, but I like Achewood!
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2007, 06:37:15 pm »
Wow, thanks for all the television suggestions! I'll have to check them out sometime or online, whichever comes first.

Sub_Topical: You remind me of a very good friend of mine.
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Re: The most boring person ever, but I like Achewood!
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2007, 06:56:29 pm »
Quote from: chuanoplast on March 01, 2007, 06:37:15 pm
Sub_Topical: You remind me of a very good friend of mine.

What kind of good? Privileges Good?

Ah well, we best stick to the Telly talk then, dearie.
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Re: The most boring person ever, but I like Achewood!
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2007, 07:01:02 pm »
More like "rubs his butt on everything I own" good. And he's a person, not a cat! My cat rubs her butt on everything I own too, but she's soft and fuzzy, so I can forgive her.
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« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2007, 07:07:32 pm »
Quote from: chuanoplast on March 01, 2007, 07:01:02 pm
More like "rubs his butt on everything I own" good. And he's a person, not a cat! My cat rubs her butt on everything I own too, but she's soft and fuzzy, so I can forgive her.

So your friend would be forgiven if he put on a few pounds and grew his hair out?
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