Well, there is a lot of genetic overlap between the Southern European ladies and the Semetic ladies. Many shared traits. Some of the hottest girls back in college were members of The Tribe, so to speak.
However, for reasons having nothing to do with their ethnicity religion or hotness, they were also usually bitches of mythical potency. No, it had nothing to do with their faith or genetics or the rudeness of their titties why they were bitches.
It was because they were raised as wealthy Long Islanders. And wealthy Long Islanders are pretty much the most crap people in the English-speaking world. Lower-middle-class Long Islanders can be awesome people, especially people from the parts of Long Island that might as well really just be Queens East.
Wrestling's Mick Foley, for example. Wrestling's Andy Kaufman, for a second example. My girlfriend, for a third example.
But oh, the sense of entitlement on a rich person from Long Island.
Good Lord, they're like the worst rich people ever.
At least rich Texas people are funny in a sad kind of way.
Ain't nothin' funny about a Long Island rich person.
EDIT: The reason that they are so awful is that... not only are they assholes in the way that the born-wealthy are pretty-much-always assholes? But, because of their general proximity to New York City, they still believe that they are fuck*ng street and fuck*ng urban and fuck*ng tough.
Even though they yacht and play polo and shit, they're fuck*ng tough because two or three times a year they take the train into Manhattan to get drunk with people who are merely upper-middle class and it makes them feel so goddamn experienced.
Oh man. Worst rich people ever.
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