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7 March 2007 - That's not even a product!
« on: March 07, 2007, 01:28:43 am »
It's nice to see that Vlad's hair has grown back. Or whatever ***** hair does.
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Re: 7 March 2007 - That's not even a product!
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2007, 01:29:51 am »
"ancestsors" =/
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Re: 7 March 2007 - That's not even a product!
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2007, 01:30:53 am »
I love the Jewishness World Tour printout.
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Re: 7 March 2007 - That's not even a product!
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2007, 01:31:37 am »
Today, I learned that things are only products if they are made in a factory.

Before today, I did not know that if you just printed something up, it was not a product at all.

Education.
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Re: 7 March 2007 - That's not even a product!
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2007, 01:58:46 am »
"Who's supposed to be stupid?" wins the strip.
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Re: 7 March 2007 - That's not even a product!
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2007, 02:02:28 am »
If only there was more space Vlad could've put "I Am Beink With Stupid"
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Re: 7 March 2007 - That's not even a product!
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2007, 03:22:47 am »
i like this some.
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Re: 7 March 2007 - That's not even a product!
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2007, 04:33:28 am »
The jewishness world tour reminded me of the "Mitzvah Van" RV that drives around campus with a rabbi alerting people that the messiah is coming.
And Teodore, I have seen a woman act that way. My girlfriend goes to an all girl school and when she comes to visit it is an intense scene. And I don't even own that T-shirt.
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Re: 7 March 2007 - That's not even a product!
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2007, 06:02:05 am »
I enjoyed today's strip. Lie-Bot cracks me up. I wish we'd see him more often.
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Re: 7 March 2007 - That's not even a product!
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2007, 06:05:49 am »
The yarmulke is hilarious. And the world tour of "Jewishness" needs to happen. Let's go find some sponsors!
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Re: 7 March 2007 - That's not even a product!
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2007, 06:15:13 am »
Yum is not the standard reaction to ladies tearing off their panties with both hands.  Vlad is such a poser.
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Re: 7 March 2007 - That's not even a product!
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2007, 06:21:31 am »
How coincidental that I just read this strip and thread while in the midst of talking via IM with an old friend from high school ... we used to party like crazy and prided ourselves on being staunch athiests, and now he's married, has two adorable kids, and studies with a Chasidic rebbe 5 days a week. In contrast, in 2003 I was baptized an Episcopalian (we have a gay bishop!) and I consider myself to be strong in my faith. We were both talking about how crazy it is that we turned such 180's.

Vlad's ideas about Judaism seem to be based upon hearsay and invention.
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Re: 7 March 2007 - That's not even a product!
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2007, 06:29:47 am »
I can imagine there are at least a few non-sports fans who might not know who Tim Hardaway is. I feel it's my public duty to bestow my knowledge upon you. He is a former NBA player who went on the radio saying he hates gay people after another former NBA player recently came out of the closet. His comments were not well-received.

For a complete idiot, he had a pretty sweet crossover move in his day.
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Re: 7 March 2007 - That's not even a product!
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2007, 06:32:48 am »
Also: Any strip with Vlad in it is A-OK in my book. Onstad could post an 800x800 image with a tiny little picture of Vlad in the middle and I would still be ecstatic.
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Re: 7 March 2007 - That's not even a product!
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2007, 06:33:58 am »
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And Teodore, I have seen a woman act that way. My girlfriend goes to an all girl school and when she comes to visit it is an intense scene. And I don't even own that T-shirt.

Uh, word. I go to a women's college, and for the first couple years, people would ask me about whether women's colleges were like they were supposed to be, with the lesbianism and the rancor for available men our age. The answer is an unequivocal yes. We were all bi curious (except me, and my friends still give me shit about it) and boy-crazy until everyone got a boyfriend/girlfriend at once in sophomore year. Actually, some of us stayed that way after getting significant others, too. Moral of the story, single-sex education guarantees a degree in getting down/tearing off shirts.

Either way, how has that T-shirt not yet been produced and how long will it take Onstad to produce it? If I were Jewish, I would snap that shit up.

And why was John Rocker not included in that five-dollar joke?
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