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Author Topic: March 9, 2007 - I suffer from "plump leg."  (Read 8529 times)

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Re: March 9, 2007 - I suffer from "plump leg."
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2007, 02:46:43 pm »
Quote from: chuanoplast on March 09, 2007, 06:41:19 am
or that one where you get giant goiters on your leg.

I initially read this as "giant guitars."  That would be an awesome medical condition.
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Re: March 9, 2007 - I suffer from "plump leg."
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2007, 02:49:07 pm »
Quote from: chuanoplast on March 09, 2007, 06:17:12 am
What would somebody suffering from "plump leg" looks like? I assume only one leg has the plump, while the other is a perfectly normal, or even comely, leg. Half a pair of cankles?

He might have lymphodema. My ex-MIL had that. That is very rough chuckles indeed. I'm guessing CO isn't referring to that, though.
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Re: March 9, 2007 - I suffer from "plump leg."
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2007, 03:29:29 pm »
This time the e-mail smokes two joints in the Afternoon.


Insert joke about [Giant Flask of Mojo] here.
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Re: March 9, 2007 - I suffer from "plump leg."
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2007, 02:54:07 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on March 09, 2007, 02:49:07 pm
He might have lymphodema. My ex-MIL had that. That is very rough chuckles indeed. I'm guessing CO isn't referring to that, though.

that acronym really confused me for a minute.
"Hmmm...Nabu's ex-mother-he'd-like-to-? Why'd he truncate it? ....

 Oh, wait, it's mother in law..."
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Re: March 9, 2007 - I suffer from "plump leg."
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2007, 02:58:25 am »
Quote from: linnea on March 10, 2007, 02:54:07 am
that acronym really confused me for a minute.
"Hmmm...Nabu's ex-mother-he'd-like-to-? Why'd he truncate it? ....

 Oh, wait, it's mother in law..."


I did the same exact thing. I feel less like an idiot now.
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: March 9, 2007 - I suffer from "plump leg."
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2007, 04:34:25 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on March 09, 2007, 03:29:29 pm
This time the e-mail smokes two joints in the Afternoon.

Does anyone know how to make this happen? On a mac?
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: March 9, 2007 - I suffer from "plump leg."
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2007, 05:41:42 am »
What, no flowchart today?!  I feel cheated.

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LFM, if this strip has shed serious doubt on your theory, it's shot mine completely to pieces.  And there's really no more reliable way to predict the course of an Achewood story arc than pulling a theory out your ass, either, as Onstad likely pulls a lot of his storyboards out of his ass as well.  If you have been proven wrong, it is only because you have failed to achieve the correct level of asshole-synchronicity.
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Re: March 9, 2007 - I suffer from "plump leg."
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2007, 06:49:28 am »
The chances of achieving perfect asshole-synchronicity are 1/154967. This has been proven using dubious scientific methods (a.k.a. assholes).
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Re: March 9, 2007 - I suffer from "plump leg."
« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2007, 07:51:56 am »
I think that it is LITTLE NEPHEW.
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Re: March 9, 2007 - I suffer from "plump leg."
« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2007, 10:03:58 am »
Quote from: Fooker on March 10, 2007, 07:51:56 am
I think that it is LITTLE NEPHEW.

By God, you might be right.
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Re: March 9, 2007 - I suffer from "plump leg."
« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2007, 01:33:17 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on March 10, 2007, 04:34:25 am
Does anyone know how to make this happen? On a mac?

Download/rip song (I recommend the Toyes version)
Using the Mac Mail program go to preferences
general
click the dropdown on "New Mail Sound"
Select "add/remove"
go to where you stored the song, and click open
you may have to drop down and select it again, after you add it to the list, but I am not for sure.
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Re: March 9, 2007 - I suffer from "plump leg."
« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2007, 04:33:35 pm »
Thankya sir.
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: March 9, 2007 - I suffer from "plump leg."
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2007, 08:12:54 pm »
Ray's different email sounds come from Sublime's "Smoke Two Joints".

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I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more

Apparently Ray uses different lines from the song for morning, afternoon and night.
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Re: March 9, 2007 - I suffer from "plump leg."
« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2007, 08:55:17 pm »
Off-topic addendum to KeiHer's instructions: the new sound has to be saved as an AIFF file and placed in the (user)/Library/Sounds folder. Then it can be selected from Mail preferences.

(I've been setting up gizmos for two freakin' days solid and just cannot seem to exit that mode)
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Re: March 9, 2007 - I suffer from "plump leg."
« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2007, 09:42:15 pm »
Quote from: Undertoad on March 11, 2007, 08:12:54 pm
Ray's different email sounds come from (Sublime's Smoke Two Joints)

How do you know it is not the Toyes version?  I mean, they did write it.

Plus, the Toyes version has the line:

"I smoke two Joints when I play video games
and at every ten thousand points"
« Last Edit: March 11, 2007, 09:53:27 pm by KeithHernandez »
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