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Re: Moichendising!
« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2007, 12:23:37 am »
Octodudes are probably my #1 or #2 favorite animal (It is in competition with the platypus). I have yet to hear of a non-human animal smarter than the octopus and would not be surprised to see a youtube of one solving a specifically designed rubiks like puzzle.
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Re: Moichendising!
« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2007, 12:33:25 am »
All this talk of octopeaux... it is, like, insane.
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Re: Moichendising!
« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2007, 12:47:22 am »
Octoplex kinda scare me, but squid is awfully tasty. Then again, maybe they are, too.
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Re: Moichendising!
« Reply #33 on: March 10, 2007, 01:35:28 am »
Scary or tasty? Obviously referring to squid and octopleens respectively.
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Re: Moichendising!
« Reply #34 on: March 10, 2007, 01:54:35 am »
Octopholofugus poses no danger to the humans on this planet. Unless of course you are eating them live incorrectly. Eating a live octopus involves making the sucker (pun intended) wrap around a stick and then you suck him off by his head (pun intended). Otherwise it can go nuts on your tubes. Squid and Octopholofugus are both tasty but have an odd texture that some people find repulsive.
I enjoy both in sushi form.
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Re: Moichendising!
« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2007, 02:05:39 am »
Quote from: Golfhaus on March 10, 2007, 12:47:22 am
Octoplex kinda scare me, but squid is awfully tasty. Then again, maybe they are, too.

Well, octopusim will eat squid, but I don't know about the other way around because we don't have any live squid.
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Re: Moichendising!
« Reply #36 on: March 10, 2007, 02:27:14 am »
I'm kind of hungry tonight, and seafood sounds good.  One octopus won't fill me up, so maybe I'll have a hexadecipus.
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Re: Moichendising!
« Reply #37 on: March 10, 2007, 02:31:40 am »
Cans given for "octopusim" and "hexadecipus," which are both delightful.

Anyway, the fact that rats are apparently capable of recognizing things they do and do not know suggests some terrifying things could happen if octoplonks were rigorously taught anything. Admittedly, they are squishy invertebrates, but so, quite possibly, was Cartilage Head. (If I was this sort of person, I would write a fanfic about Cartilage Head's performance art being the octopedia community's revenge on the vertebrate world. He fakes the snapping sound with a carefully palmed plastic cup, and each night he burble-laughs in the way only an aquatic agent of vengeance can.)
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Re: Moichendising!
« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2007, 03:13:58 am »
Quote from: Doc on March 10, 2007, 01:35:28 am
Scary or tasty? Obviously referring to squid and octopleens respectively.

I meant that octopusoj might also be tasty. Squid would only be scary if they were still alive and I had a really nice shirt on.



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Re: Moichendising!
« Reply #39 on: March 10, 2007, 03:59:57 am »
I like the octoplotz, but there ain't no denying they are frightening.
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Re: Moichendising!
« Reply #40 on: March 10, 2007, 04:41:32 am »
The important thing to remember about octopedes is that they are more scared of you than you are of them.
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Re: Moichendising!
« Reply #41 on: March 10, 2007, 04:54:13 am »
Quote from: Doc on March 10, 2007, 04:41:32 am
The important thing to remember about octopedes is that they are more scared of you than you are of them.

Ha! That's what they want you to think! Octopex will be on your neck if you let them!
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Re: Moichendising!
« Reply #42 on: March 10, 2007, 05:15:24 am »
Octiphanes love puzzles. I just read a study about how new imaging techniques are proving that the octobrist brain can not only see different wavelengths of light, but can interpret them along 7 dimensions. The genus Onomotopoctopeia is the most adept at this. The US Navy is funding research to train them to track submarines.
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Re: Moichendising!
« Reply #43 on: March 12, 2007, 01:22:07 pm »
I am not an octopus, but I can solve a Rubik's Cube.  In fact, I am incapable of being in a room with an unsolved Rubik's Cube; I must immediately pick it up and solve it.
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Re: Moichendising!
« Reply #44 on: March 12, 2007, 03:12:18 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on March 12, 2007, 01:22:07 pm
I am not an octopus, but I can solve a Rubik's Cube.  In fact, I am incapable of being in a room with an unsolved Rubik's Cube; I must immediately pick it up and solve it.

This makes no sense to me.
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