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Re: Where should I move to?
« Reply #75 on: March 15, 2007, 06:13:51 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on March 15, 2007, 04:13:55 am
As a kid, my neighbors were an aging butch lesbian couple and an eighty-year-old alcoholic.

We had lesbians living with us for about a year when I was maybe 12-13 years old.  Old friends of my parents.  I did not know they were lesbians until a few years later, after they had moved into their own apartment.  I got to third base with one of the Lesbian's daughter.  I was 14-15 years old at the time.
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Re: Where should I move to?
« Reply #76 on: March 15, 2007, 06:26:23 am »
My best friend and I both fell in love with the daughter of a lesbian. He got her. A year previous I had stopped being gay to fall madly in love with a girl, who broke up with me because she wanted to be a lesbian again.

I have bad luck with lesbians.
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Re: Where should I move to?
« Reply #77 on: March 15, 2007, 06:32:57 am »
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A year previous I had stopped being gay to fall in madly love with a girl, who broke up with me because she wanted to be a lesbian again.

I tried to graph out how the above scenario would work, like, such as with circles around names and lines connecting them and such and... every time, I ended up with the lesbian in Biff Tannen's alternate 1985.
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Re: Where should I move to?
« Reply #78 on: March 15, 2007, 06:42:02 am »
There may have been a flux capacitator involved.
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Re: Where should I move to?
« Reply #79 on: March 15, 2007, 06:52:20 am »
Are we talking about some sort of Law of Gay Energy Conservation?

Such as you and your ladyfriend had one unit of gay between you and, ultimately, it could neither be created or destroyed but merely transfered? Were you toying with the Laws of Sex Physics?
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Re: Where should I move to?
« Reply #80 on: March 15, 2007, 01:22:58 pm »
My parents used to rent out the main and basement floors of the massive house they lived in (they had the top two floors).  They rented the main floor (one bedroom) to two ladies.  My mom thought they were roommates and that the other lady slept on the couch or something.  She thought this for quite a while.  Then I explained the real situation to her.  She asked me not to tell my dad. 
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Re: Where should I move to?
« Reply #81 on: March 15, 2007, 01:51:43 pm »
Quote from: side_show on March 15, 2007, 01:22:58 pm
My parents used to rent out the main and basement floors of the massive house they lived in (they had the top two floors).  They rented the main floor (one bedroom) to two ladies.  My mom thought they were roommates and that the other lady slept on the couch or something.  She thought this for quite a while.  Then I explained the real situation to her.  She asked me not to tell my dad. 
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Re: Where should I move to?
« Reply #82 on: March 15, 2007, 04:09:13 pm »
Actually I didn't live in that house.  It was where they moved when I moved away from home.  My mother was obsessed with the idea of me moving in to the basement apartment of the house, which would have crushed my soul.   

Here's a picture of my parents.
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Re: Where should I move to?
« Reply #83 on: March 15, 2007, 04:19:48 pm »
Ha ha ha - whooooooo! Good times right there! I would like to send you small soda now!
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Re: Where should I move to?
« Reply #84 on: March 15, 2007, 04:23:50 pm »
Normal Fell appeared in a dream of mine once - using a 3-section staff.

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Re: Where should I move to?
« Reply #85 on: March 15, 2007, 04:29:28 pm »
I like what Norman Fell has done with his look - I think that's going to work well for him.
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Re: Where should I move to?
« Reply #86 on: March 15, 2007, 06:56:46 pm »
I am late to the party on this one.  My first thought on reading Muse's list was Austin, TX, which someone mentioned way back there.  Albuquerque might be a good fit, too.

Here is a fun diversion:  This site puts you through a little quiz on what you'd like out of your town, then it suggests places you might enjoy living.
http://www.findyourspot.com/

The first time I took it, my number # recommendation was Las Vegas.  Everyone thought I had tricked the system somehow, because I fuckin' love Las Vegas (though I'm not altogether sure I'd actually want to live there).  But there were no questions regarding gambling or eating gluttenous buffet meals, so it just kind of worked out that way.
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Re: Where should I move to?
« Reply #87 on: March 15, 2007, 07:14:11 pm »
Fuck that joint. It kept trying to send me to ALASKA!

Seriously, I was getting the feeling it was trying to tell me I was not fit for the rest of humanity.
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Re: Where should I move to?
« Reply #88 on: March 15, 2007, 07:23:31 pm »
hmm. I got... basically a bunch of weird results. Except that Baltimore was #1.


I was disappointed that neither St Louis nor Charlotte was on my list.
Probably because when it asked about all those sports, I put "strongly disagree" rather than "neutral." I mean... realistically, having sports around won't make me get really upset.
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Re: Where should I move to?
« Reply #89 on: March 15, 2007, 07:27:33 pm »
I got a bunch of basically alright University-type semi-major cities, though Chicago was strangely absent. I think I was also too prone to clicking "strongly disagree" on things I did not care about.
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