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Re: The end-times
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2007, 10:51:54 am »
Quote from: iron_felix on March 16, 2007, 09:44:51 am
Is it that recent a development?  I just found this guy in the archives.  Any more senior members know the story behind that one?

Jough is the evil twin, you see. It was decided to be gratuitous however, and Nice Jough was loaded into a paddle-boat in the shape of a swan and given a viking burial. It was all very moving... His memory lives on with us all, every time Jough hits mommy.
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Re: The end-times
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2007, 03:02:36 pm »
I read a beautiful news story a while ago about a swan that fell in love with a swan-shaped paddle boat.

I would dig it up now, but on this day I just cannot be bothered.
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Re: The end-times
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2007, 04:39:08 pm »
Quote from: iron_felix on March 16, 2007, 09:44:51 am
Is it that recent a development?  I just found this guy in the archives.  Any more senior members know the story behind that one?

I miss him. But not as much as I miss her.
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Re: The end-times
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2007, 04:43:13 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on March 16, 2007, 03:18:42 pm
THE GAZEBO'S ON FIRE!

This still makes me laugh. The first time I read it I believe I laughed until I cried. I really wish it hadn't been lost when dumbrella crashed.
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Re: The end-times
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2007, 04:44:57 pm »
speaking of missing people, yesterday would have been Q's birthday.

or rather... it was.
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Re: The end-times
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2007, 04:45:20 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on March 16, 2007, 04:43:13 pm
This still makes me laugh. The first time I read it I believe I laughed until I cried. I really wish it hadn't been lost when dumbrella crashed.

Lotta good shit disappeared then.
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Re: The end-times
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2007, 07:59:03 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on March 16, 2007, 03:18:42 pm
I guess if it's the End Times I ought to return in this form, 'eh.


Hooray!
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Re: The end-times
« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2007, 08:37:32 pm »
Hey, I'm the evil twin. Kellichou is the good, sweet, and intelligent one.
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Re: The end-times
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2007, 09:02:42 pm »
Quote from: linnea on March 16, 2007, 08:37:32 pm
Hey, I'm the evil twin. Kellichou is the good, sweet, and intelligent one.

It's obvious now that I think about it. Kelli is far less likely to want to do things. Things to my butt.
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Re: The end-times
« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2007, 09:17:06 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on March 16, 2007, 04:39:08 pm
I miss him. But not as much as I miss her.

Quote from: pmcd9 on March 16, 2007, 08:51:55 pm
That's what I was referring to Felix.  You'll also find an Evil Dunston in there.  And no, that was from many moons ago.

Jesus, people, do you even read this shit before you post?
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Re: The end-times
« Reply #25 on: March 16, 2007, 09:18:53 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on March 16, 2007, 09:17:06 pm
Jesus, people, do you even read this shit before you post?

Damn, I deleted my post, but not soon enough apparently.
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Re: The end-times
« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2007, 01:09:33 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on March 16, 2007, 09:02:42 pm
It's obvious now that I think about it. Kelli is far less likely to want to do things. Things to my butt.

What what?
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Re: The end-times
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2007, 01:44:35 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on March 16, 2007, 09:02:42 pm
It's obvious now that I think about it. Kelli is far less likely to want to do things. Things to my butt.

Extensive details required.
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Re: The end-times
« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2007, 02:14:46 am »
Damn... a few jokes about peggin' and now I shall never live it down.
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Re: The end-times
« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2007, 02:43:51 am »
'jokes'?
Those were damn near terrorist threats.
« Last Edit: March 17, 2007, 07:50:28 am by Doc »
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