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[littlefallsmets]

He-TILDENS.

[chuanoplast]

I would say Henyes. Rhymes with Kenyas.

Seriously what person would consider a jalapeńo stuffed with mustard in any way an emulation of a small cooked bird?

The same people who consider a roll of squished wheat gluten or tofu a chicken?

[MattFish]

The same people who consider a roll of squished wheat gluten or tofu a chicken?

yeah but like at least a roll of gluten or tofu is a piece of slightly elastic, textured material that has a uniform flavor and will take on some of the flavor of what it is marinated in. A pepper stuffed with mustard is a rubbery, almost obnoxiously spicy sack of pungent goo. I can't even imagine that being pleasurable to eat under any circumstance let alone the guise of a gallus-based delicacy. It would be like spooning vinegared fondue cheese into your mouth in between bites of unflavored gelatin spiked with Unca Cletus' 10,000-Alarm Anus Scorcher.

[Doc]

like spooning vinegared fondue cheese into your mouth in between bites of unflavored gelatin spiked with Unca Cletus' 10,000-Alarm Anus Scorcher.

I am in flavour country.

[V-Adore]

I'm surprised nobody has commented yet on the delightful granularity of the alt text here. I mean, the film features busboy-on-busboy, busboy-on-waiter, and busboy-on-customer action. That's a separation of kinks that could only be enjoyed by two classes of people, assuming they are really two distinct classes: jaded aficionados of restaurant-focused gay porn, and Pat Reynolds.

[MrCB]

It would be like spooning vinegared fondue cheese into your mouth in between bites of unflavored gelatin spiked with Unca Cletus' 10,000-Alarm Anus Scorcher.

Since that alone made me laugh out loud in the middle of my office, for you Sir, a Can.

[CortJstr]

Also, new porn sucks.

There is no way that this line is anything other than a basic set-up. Yet nobody is taking the bait.

In my head I'm saying hen-yays. Mainly because I recall the name of the letter itself being pronounced en-yay.

[littlefox]

It's kinda unrelated, but I don't want to start a new thread just to link to this guy who made a Phillipe flow-chart.

[Arachno-capitalist]

It's kinda unrelated, but I don't want to start a new thread just to link to this guy who made a Phillipe flow-chart.

Sorry friend, that guy copied it from Roast Beef's flow chart: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02282007

[musososeki]

dude it's extremely disrepectful to call christ onstadt by his last name 'onstadt' it's like you know him

[Golfhaus]

nobody is discussing the Heńs, this hurts me.

That's because no one has gotten there on the flowchart yet.

[Nabubrush]

I am in flavour country.

It's a big country.

I mean, the film features busboy-on-busboy, busboy-on-waiter, and busboy-on-customer action. That's a separation of kinks that could only be enjoyed by two classes of people, assuming they are really two distinct classes: jaded aficionados of restaurant-focused gay porn, and Pat Reynolds.

Says you - that's a far-reaching statement.

dude it's extremely disrepectful to call christ onstadt by his last name 'onstadt' it's like you know him

I'm not surprised you think it's disrespectful, given you've accepted him as your Messiah. Most of us consider him human.

[Drastic Action]

That's a lot of extraneous 't's there also.

[Nabubrush]

And he registered just for that, and his email is in his profile.

Fuck THIS guy!

[pmcd9]

I had jalapenos and mustard today.  Delicious!  I didn't however think it was a chicken.