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Author Topic: March 19, 2007: Vegan Cornish Got-Game Heńs  (Read 6886 times)

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March 19, 2007: Vegan Cornish Got-Game Heńs
« on: March 19, 2007, 02:24:23 am »
How does one pronounce Heńs anyway?

Delving a tad far into the realm of customer-service-related gay porn, Onstad delivers his least decision-making decision-making flowchart yet. I suppose everybody must be screwing someone
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Re: March 19, 2007: Vegan Cornish Got-Game Heńs
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2007, 02:32:40 am »
My first thought was that onstad chose Pat in order to fool us into thinking he was reading the forum.
Then I saw the lines: "List of 100 Local Profit-Turning Companies Published ---> THEY MUST BE SCrEWING SOMEONE! ---> HM HOW TO PrOTEST A BALLOON STOrE"
Then I knew the truth. I knew Onstad knew us.
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Re: March 19, 2007: Vegan Cornish Got-Game Heńs
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2007, 02:49:54 am »
The piggybacker box actually has a snout and curly tail. All is right with the world.
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Re: March 19, 2007: Vegan Cornish Got-Game Heńs
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2007, 02:50:42 am »
I actually think this is the best flow chart. I especially love the NO. YES. NO! YES!!! okay yes.  part and the buying of five videos so no one will notice his porno. I've always wondered how actively gay Pat is - he mainly just complains about other Gay Men. I also wonder how Nice Pete would react to "Hot Busboy Nights."
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Re: March 19, 2007: Vegan Cornish Got-Game Heńs
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2007, 03:28:08 am »
Quote from: RMJ12345 on March 19, 2007, 02:50:42 am
the buying of five videos so no one will notice his porno.

Who hasn't done this? Like the clerk is all thinking you picked the porno up by accident and he's getting over by renting it to you.

I like the little Ray filmstrip.
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Re: March 19, 2007: Vegan Cornish Got-Game Heńs
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2007, 03:32:32 am »
man, it must have sucked to be alive before free and easy porn on the internet.

also: this reminds me of the combinations of things people would buy with condoms when I worked at the supermarket.
which led to my concept... of buying a box of condoms, and a bag of balloons.
AND/OR
asking for a price-check on a box of condoms, then buying balloons instead.

which reminds me of:

pregnant girl in my friend's Bio class: "if you don't have a condom, can you use a plastic bag instead? that seems to me like it would work just as well."
teacher: well... I would say that it looks like it didn't work, now did it?
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Re: March 19, 2007: Vegan Cornish Got-Game Heńs
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2007, 03:48:44 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on March 19, 2007, 03:32:32 am
man, it must have sucked to be alive before free and easy porn on the internet.

You know how there's that meme of the old geezer talking about the good old days? That old geezer is not always wrong. Sometimes change is not always completely for the better.

Also, new porn sucks.
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Re: March 19, 2007: Vegan Cornish Got-Game Heńs
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2007, 04:41:57 am »
Poor Pat. I'm sure that the video clerk doesn't care at all that he's renting Hot Busboy Nights, but Pat's neuroses make the exchange so much funnier.
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Re: March 19, 2007: Vegan Cornish Got-Game Heńs
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2007, 04:46:00 am »
1.  This is an excellent flowchart.

2.  It better be the last of them.
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Re: March 19, 2007: Vegan Cornish Got-Game Heńs
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2007, 04:56:12 am »
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1.  This is an excellent flowchart.

2.  It better be the last of them.

I don't know, I would kind of like a Todd flowchart. Though that might be too simple. Same with Cornelius. Though it would be wonderful to read (can you imagine the language he'd use) it would be too well ordered. The beauty of these things is in the chaos.
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Re: March 19, 2007: Vegan Cornish Got-Game Heńs
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2007, 05:09:48 am »
I would like to see the Onstad strip-making flow chart.

Do I want to create new artwork for this strip? --> YES --> NO! ---> No it is!
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Re: March 19, 2007: Vegan Cornish Got-Game Heńs
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2007, 05:15:30 am »
I am a fan of how disappointed Ray is to be turning off the flashlight.

He just loved pretending to be a ghost.
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Re: March 19, 2007: Vegan Cornish Got-Game Heńs
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2007, 05:50:36 am »
I would be so disappointed if someone told me to stop being a ghost.
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Re: March 19, 2007: Vegan Cornish Got-Game Heńs
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2007, 05:57:30 am »
I can't believe that Ray, for all his bravado, would allow himself to be cowed by Pat. Then again, he has been sort of passive-aggressive in his Pat management in the past, such as the 2000 Flushes Party.
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Re: March 19, 2007: Vegan Cornish Got-Game Heńs
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2007, 06:17:42 am »
nobody is discussing the Heńs, this hurts me.

Seriously what person would consider a jalapeńo stuffed with mustard in any way an emulation of a small cooked bird?

Hen-yays? Henyins? Henonion?
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