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4.5.2007 - "crash through into Being John Malkovich for fifteen minutes"
« on: April 05, 2007, 01:29:32 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04052007

What? I had a hard time even finding a title for this. Nothing stands out.
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Re: 4.5.2007 - "crash through into Being John Malkovich for fifteen minutes"
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2007, 01:32:27 am »
It'll read better in the archives.

Seriously, I am so relieved that there are no cat private parts in this that I think it's the most wonderful strip I ever read. I have no complaints.
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Re: 4.5.2007 - "crash through into Being John Malkovich for fifteen minutes"
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2007, 01:34:39 am »
Oh, Christ, is that the same motel where Pat was attempting to have his Evening With Steve? Is this going to get awkward? Are we going to have yet another Pat-junk payoff?!

Goodness me, I think I have the vapors.
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Re: 4.5.2007 - "crash through into Being John Malkovich for fifteen minutes"
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2007, 01:36:57 am »
Quote from: V-Adore on April 05, 2007, 01:34:39 am
Oh, Christ, is that the same motel where Pat was attempting to have his Evening With Steve? Is this going to get awkward? Are we going to have yet another Pat-junk payoff?!

Goodness me, I think I have the vapors.

A CAN FOR BEING SO EFFING SMART! You have totally called it, and now I'm completely in love with the possibilities of this arc.
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Re: 4.5.2007 - "crash through into Being John Malkovich for fifteen minutes"
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2007, 01:41:40 am »
Interesting.  I'm the first male to comment on the thread...

If V is right, it will be a sign that she belongs in grad school.

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Re: 4.5.2007 - "crash through into Being John Malkovich for fifteen minutes"
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2007, 01:41:50 am »
um, except first he'd crash into one of the buffer rooms.

more like: he crashes into the shower, and realizes that he is now a Dick Man. and gets mad rutty.
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Re: 4.5.2007 - "crash through into Being John Malkovich for fifteen minutes"
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2007, 01:54:59 am »
no, no, no . . . he's already in one of the buffer rooms. Or wait: if you look at this strip, he's already inside the same room as Pat.

It's Ray calling, and he's already inside the house.


[edit: fixed the link -Cort]
« Last Edit: April 05, 2007, 02:21:24 am by CortJstr »
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Re: 4.5.2007 - "crash through into Being John Malkovich for fifteen minutes"
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2007, 02:06:00 am »
There might actually be more potential for comedy in Ray busting in on an empty room, and Pat hearing him yelling through the wall.  The remaining buffer would only allow for even more confusion/awkwardness.

Ideally, this arc will culminate in a Scooby-Doo-style chase through the motel involving all the characters present, plus Lyle and/or Vlad.
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Re: 4.5.2007 - "crash through into Being John Malkovich for fifteen minutes"
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2007, 02:30:49 am »
Hmm, maybe it will be Pat who busts in . . . then shoots ray in the chest.  Ray's murder for switching the DVDs is long overdue, and we all know Pat has been known to commission the murder act from time to time.  We don't even need to see the strip where Pat gets ahold of a gun, because it has been demonstrated multiple times.
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Re: 4.5.2007 - "crash through into Being John Malkovich for fifteen minutes"
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2007, 02:38:09 am »
oh...hahaha! I should have seen that coming. Good job, Onstad, all the arc naysayers have been schooled.
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Re: 4.5.2007 - "crash through into Being John Malkovich for fifteen minutes"
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2007, 04:12:49 am »
See, I was so happy to discover that they're all in the same hotel that...

The funniness of the PREMISE contained in the ending made the whole thing worth it to me.
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Re: 4.5.2007 - "crash through into Being John Malkovich for fifteen minutes"
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2007, 05:14:03 am »
Quote from: iron_felix on April 05, 2007, 02:06:00 am
Ideally, this arc will culminate in a Scooby-Doo-style chase through the motel involving all the characters present, plus Lyle and/or Vlad.

And we all find out that Rod Huggins was actually Phillipe in a suit!
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Re: 4.5.2007 - "crash through into Being John Malkovich for fifteen minutes"
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2007, 05:39:15 am »
Quote from: chuanoplast on April 05, 2007, 05:14:03 am
And we all find out that Rod Huggins was actually Phillipe in a suit!

That's more disturbing than AugustWest calling you "pudding."
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Re: 4.5.2007 - "crash through into Being John Malkovich for fifteen minutes"
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2007, 09:30:53 pm »
man this is twistier than that movie twister
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Re: 4.5.2007 - "crash through into Being John Malkovich for fifteen minutes"
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2007, 09:41:02 pm »
Ah, but no cat junk today.

Will Pat and Rod find each other? Perhaps Pat has been enamored of him since his radical display of double-jointedness in scene three of Rod's Heavy Picnic Party?
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