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[V-Adore]

Wheatus

I should... uh, entirely legitimately acquire an MP3 of "Teenage Dirtbag" sometimes. That song was gold, in its way.

[KeithHernandez]

Whats the meaning of life?

I just want to smoke it.

[pmcd9]

Roman Soldier 1:  Do you think the Empire will fall?

Roman Soldier 2:  Fuck it.

[CortJstr]

I should... uh, entirely legitimately acquire an MP3 of "Teenage Dirtbag" sometimes. That song was gold, in its way.

For about a year I thought the singer was a woman. This left me with a very different interpretation of the song.

[Teatime]

Blink-182. It sounds like fifth grade all over again.

Hooking up. Half the reason I do it is the ego boost of being found attractive.

[V-Adore]

For about a year I thought the singer was a woman. This left me with a very different interpretation of the song.

Truth be told, this was exactly my original interpretation too. I always thought it was because I first heard the song at 6 AM on my alarm-clock radio, but maybe it wasn't just muzzyheadedness.

[CortJstr]

Blink-182. It sounds like fifth grade all over again.

I still like Adam's Song. I also died a little inside when I had to explain the lyric "never conquered, rarely came" to my parents.

[theinevitable]

my friend karl, at age 11, had to explain to his mom that the song "Shake your Booty" was not about shaking one's foot.

He is still not sure whether she seriously believed this. He says she seemed pretty sincere, though.

[Golfhaus]

my friend karl, at age 11, had to explain to his mom that the song "Shake your Booty" was not about shaking one's foot.

He is still not sure whether she seriously believed this. He says she seemed pretty sincere, though.

My mother overheard my sister, my wife, and I having a conversation, in which one of us uttered the phrase, "the four-letter word that starts with C." Mom thought it out, and said, "Why are you trying to protect me from hearing you say 'crap'?"

She still has no clue what other profanity, four letters long and starting with C, exists. I imagine her sitting at work, filling out a crossword puzzle that's all black, save for four white squares in the middle. The C is pre-filled. "Across. 1. A profanity your adult children don't want to say in front of you."

[V-Adore]

my friend karl, at age 11, had to explain to his mom that the song "Shake your Booty" was not about shaking one's foot.

He is still not sure whether she seriously believed this. He says she seemed pretty sincere, though.

See, for some reason this only happens to me in reverse. I distinctly recall the morning that, while driving to school, "Brick" came on the radio and my mother decided to explain that she'd Suddenly Realized The Meaning Of The Song. I kind of started doing that "uh, yeah, Mom, I get it too" stammer, because if there's one thing I didn't want to do that morning, it was have a conversation about Ben Folds's girlfriend getting an abortion.

[theinevitable]

my mom asked me if The White Stripes was a cocaine reference, and I had no idea.

...is it? I don't think it is.

[Doc]

Oh man, blink. I can still remember listening to damnit on a friends portable cd player during a school bus trip to some godforesaken hell hole.

There's all this music from about the year 2000 (e.g. Aqua) that my brother loved and I hated but now when I listen to it it doesn't seem so bad. It also makes me nostalgic for the games I was playing back then (generally these were what his music was distracting me from).

Nostalgia sure ain't what it used to be.

[kellichou]

Smoking isn't a guilty pleasure, it's a disgusting pleasure.

A disgusting, delicious pleasure.

[Teatime]

my mom asked me if The White Stripes was a cocaine reference, and I had no idea.

...is it? I don't think it is.

According to the band members, it's a reference to peppermint candies. Meg's drums and their first disc would back this up.

[theinevitable]

yeah, that's what I said.