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Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« on: April 18, 2007, 07:07:18 pm »
Happy birthday, chum! You're intelligent and always have something to contribute, instantly ticking A and B in the long list of Good Posting. Let's hope you stick around, eh?

May you experience happiness akin to a combination of all previous drugs you have taken.
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2007, 07:44:57 pm »
Happy birthday, Keith. Please do not use any of Todd T. Squirrel's methods to get high tonight; it would suck if you died.
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2007, 07:47:18 pm »
Happy birthday and may you always do less cocaine than your namesake.

Because there is only two people on this Earth who would not be killed by that much cocaine.

Keith Hernandez and David Bowie.

Assuming you are neither of these people, do not do that many drugs.
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2007, 07:49:51 pm »
please be careful re: substances during your celebrations.

happy birthday!
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2007, 07:53:45 pm »
If you are not doing lines off of a strippers ass tonight I will be disapointed in you.

Happy Birthday.
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2007, 08:25:50 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on April 18, 2007, 07:53:45 pm
If you are not doing lines off of a strippers ass tonight I will be disapointed in you.

Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday, you fuck*ng guy!
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2007, 09:48:26 pm »
Thanks all, and I am working now to fulfill your requests, you could say. 


After work :-[. 
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2007, 10:29:49 pm »
Happy Birthday, Keith. This beer's for you...
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2007, 10:42:12 pm »
I declare tomorrow (or possibly the day after depending on how long it takes him to recover) Keith's stoner stories day.
I figure we should wait till after his birthday if we want the best stories.
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2007, 10:57:17 pm »
I misread the thread title as "Pour out a tall frosty one," and wondered if maybe Keith had died.  Glad to see that's not the case, at least for the time being.

Happy birthday, Keith.  May your day produce much fodder for the stories that are to come.
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2007, 12:42:22 am »
yeah, I kind of read it as that too.

But then I figured, you know, if it isn't poured out he might drink it. and god knows he doesn't need it.
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2007, 01:40:22 am »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on April 18, 2007, 09:48:26 pm
Thanks all, and I am working now to fulfill your requests, you could say. 


After work :-[. 

Whoa!! You have to work on your birthday?? </jim gaffigan voice>
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2007, 01:48:33 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on April 18, 2007, 07:47:18 pm
Because there is only two people on this Earth who would not be killed by that much cocaine.

Keith Hernandez and David Bowie.

And Keith Richards.

Indeed, have a merry anniversary of your emergence into this world.
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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2007, 08:39:39 am »
I was waiting.  I just drank beer at a bar with like 3 people and did my usually smoking.  Nice night.  Had to work until 9.

I accidentally did hard drugs Sunday, I had a kegger/block party Saturday, went to the bar Monday for my friends 21 and am going on a party bus (I am skeptical of this scene) with her on Friday.  I didn't really have money to go crazy.

Now it is three and I am getting ready to watch the big lebowski and drink my roommates Ketel One.  I really would have just preferred to do this the whole time.  I really hate my birthday, honestly.  Just like New Years, to much pressure.  Fun happens randomly for me.

Here is a story though: this Saturday I was so drunk that I somehow had a blue top hat with orange green and yellow lines on it and a pink flower right in the middle and sang Ironic by Alanis Morrissette (sp?) in the courtyard of my apartment complex in front of all of my neighbors and friends.  I do not remember this.  Also I danced.  To that song.  And also I don't have or remember the top hat, seems like something I would have liked to have though.

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Re: Pour a tall frosty one for: Keith Hernandez
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2007, 08:33:05 pm »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on April 19, 2007, 08:39:39 am
I accidentally did hard drugs

How does this happen? Is it like the urban legends about LSD-lased temporary tattoos, or did you accidentally trip and land on a full IV of heroin, or what?
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