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[oball]

Because I just discover a bone in my #####!

I like these flowcharts.  I wonder who will be next?  Personally, I would like to see how Lie Bot's thought processes work.

[Enkidu]

That is the correct thread title. 

I'm glad he put in the 3 ***** laws, but I'm still thinking the best of the flowcharts is Lyle's.

[V-Adore]

Man, Vlad obeys Asimov's Three Laws. Epic!

[littlefallsmets]

We would've also accepted "is permanent mystery".

[Lister]

The density of thought is amazing.  Thinking in accented english must waste hella cycles.

For some reason, though, I now conceptualize Vlad's thoughts in the form of a red LED scroll... kind of like Fox News, only trying to make it with the ladies:

- - HIT THE SOLENOID, IS DOLLAR BEERS NIGHT - - YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA - - HEY BABY - MIND IF WE HIT IT ALL NIGHT? - - LET US FOR ONE MORE NIGHT SPIT IN THE FACE OF DEATH - - STOP HARMINK THE HUMAN - - HEY BABY - ARE YOU A BRONTOSAURUS? - - AGH, WHY EVEN I CALL LIE BOT - - YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA - -

[Drygioni]

Wow Lister, heck of canning going on in your direction right now.

I've got to use that Brontosaurus line. More accurately, I've got to trick someone else into using the Brontosaurus line.

[theinevitable]

I just used it on my roommate.
he found it pretty... bad. I laughed uproariously at this.

maybe... are you an archaeologist?

"are you a Classicist? What do you say we go and conjugate?"
"Man, this girl last night was so into Latin... she started doing the 5th declension in bed!"

(the 5th declension is basically a bunch of repetitive sounds such as a lady might make while having sex? what do I know.)

[oball]

For molecular biologists such as myself:

"I wish I were DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes!"

[mrchee]

I really want to see Nice Pete's decision making chart at some point. Not right now, but at some point.

Nice pete's decision process?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1pj9i3hgRg

[Omegatron]

Nice pete's decision process?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1pj9i3hgRg

No.  Do not do that.

[RMJ12345]

Nice pete's decision process?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1pj9i3hgRg

Not rad.

ETA - Deleted my previous post on this because I decided that it was also not rad.

[wombat]

I got up late this morning and took one look at this strip and realized I didn't have time to read it before leaving for work.  That is really value for money in one's free entertainment.

Also: one of my favorite alt-text ever.

[V-Adore]

For molecular biologists such as myself:

"I wish I were DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes!"

I was once asked at a party, quite seriously, what my favorite enzyme was. (I was a little drunk and stammered out "uh... I like holdases?") This showed me the extremely questionable value of getting smashed with prospective Neuroscience graduate students.

[Muse_Of_Fire]

Are you kidding me? I would so hit that! Any man talks nerdy to me, I'm doomed. Science is my aphrodesiac; engineering's not too far behind.

I enjoy the flowcharts...and reading Vlad's speech, hearing his accent in my head, makes me giggle no matter what he's saying.

[RMJ12345]

There's this brilliant ESL student from Bosnia that I tutor (I work as a tutor in my school's writing center - anyone heard of Bruffee?), who learned English from television and only started really speaking it on a daily basis about eight months ago and has these fuck*ng genius ideas and turns of phrases. Whenever I talk to her, I always think of Vlad. This only makes her even more of my favorite.