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Re: Jerry Falwell dead
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2007, 10:30:50 am »
Wow.


I think I love you.  Or at least your idea of heaven.  Also, they have coke that you never come down off.
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Re: Jerry Falwell dead
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2007, 02:08:24 pm »
Quote from: Golfhaus on May 17, 2007, 02:00:29 am
And how does one of them show up in the Maxim Hot 100 and not the other? I don't get that.

One of them's anorexic and fucked up on drugs and looks like a scarecrow, and the other doesn't?  That's my guess, anyway.
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Re: Jerry Falwell dead
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2007, 04:02:51 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on May 17, 2007, 02:08:24 pm
One of them's anorexic and fucked up on drugs and looks like a scarecrow, and the other doesn't?  That's my guess, anyway.

I would guess it depends on which one made the list.  Maybe the biz folks prefer the first one...
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Re: Jerry Falwell dead
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2007, 10:23:33 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on May 17, 2007, 02:08:24 pm
One of them's anorexic and fucked up on drugs and looks like a scarecrow, and the other doesn't?  That's my guess, anyway.

They're not both? I mean, that's what I thought was going on.
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Re: Jerry Falwell dead
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2007, 08:30:35 pm »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on May 17, 2007, 10:30:50 am
Also, they have coke that you never come down off.

Could somebody please invent this?  Like, now?
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Re: Jerry Falwell dead
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2007, 04:54:04 am »
Quote from: Limmo on May 21, 2007, 08:30:35 pm
Could somebody please invent this?  Like, now?
Sorry, dude, but I think that Baby Jesus has the patent on that for heavengoers. If you off yourself, you roast in hell, but if you make it to heaven you get the Eternal Reward. I think that Hunter S. Thompson was hoping that the suicide exclusion didn't apply...but if your survivors don't get your life insurance payout if you off yourself, I doubt that you're going to get the Eternal Reward, know what I mean?
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Re: Jerry Falwell dead
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2007, 06:38:07 am »
So what if you leave them enough money?  Then can we do magic coke?
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Re: Jerry Falwell dead
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2007, 09:22:04 am »
No but your beneficiaries get to do plenty of real coke.
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Re: Jerry Falwell dead
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2007, 12:53:32 pm »
Then they die, go to heaven, and get to do magical coke.  You get to be with them, but can't do any coke.  Your hell, their heaven - same place.
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Re: Jerry Falwell dead
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2007, 02:05:52 pm »
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
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Re: Jerry Falwell dead
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2007, 02:09:14 pm »
It occurs to me that the evangelical guy I had somewhat sympathetic feelings for was Billy Graham.  Falwell left me entirely cold.
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Re: Jerry Falwell dead
« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2007, 03:39:03 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on May 22, 2007, 02:05:52 pm
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

Sure, but at least the band in Heaven plays my favorite song.
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Re: Jerry Falwell dead
« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2007, 04:24:15 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on May 22, 2007, 02:09:14 pm
It occurs to me that the evangelical guy I had somewhat sympathetic feelings for was Billy Graham.  Falwell left me entirely cold.

My wife grew up in Lynchburg, moved to Hampton Roads, and will be following me to Charlotte. So she will have collected the trifecta of living in the towns of Falwell, Roberston, and Graham.

And she's Catholic.
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Re: Jerry Falwell dead
« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2007, 04:58:00 pm »
a major road here is called Billy Graham Parkway.

That is all.
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Re: Jerry Falwell dead
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2007, 02:05:42 am »
I drive down the Billy Graham on the way to work every morning. Well, now that I'm moving, I won't. But I could.
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