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Author Topic: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love  (Read 4441 times)

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29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« on: May 29, 2007, 04:50:37 am »
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Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2007, 04:55:11 am »
Ray Smuckles: getting pre-drunk to make the embarrassing best-man speech generation process more efficient!
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Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2007, 04:57:41 am »
at my wedding, I want my best friend to tell everyone that my c*ck is huge.
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Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2007, 04:58:58 am »
Yes, I have heard of "pre-gaming". In my long-distant college years, I even HAVE pre-gamed. But only by hours. By pre-gaming for a wedding reception when the question has not even yet been popped, Ray has set a pre-gaming record.

Also, snapping a ruler to punctuate the concept of marriage is clutch.
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Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2007, 05:09:46 am »
Also, note that Ray speaks of his fountain pen, but later switches to computer. From personal experience, I can attest that the fountain pen is an instrument to be wielded in sobriety — for drunkenness, always the keyboard.
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Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2007, 05:12:36 am »
Quote from: Victoria Waterfield on May 29, 2007, 05:09:46 am
Also, note that Ray speaks of his fountain pen, but later switches to computer. From personal experience, I can attest that the fountain pen is an instrument to be wielded in sobriety — for drunkenness, always the keyboard.

An excellent point, but I'm not sure Ray is ever capable of really wielding a non-metaphorical fountain pen. After all, sour cream lids have proven to be beyond him, back in some alternate Hypertime.
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Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2007, 05:13:05 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on May 29, 2007, 04:58:58 am
Yes, I have heard of "pre-gaming". In my long-distant college years, I even HAVE pre-gamed. But only by hours. By pre-gaming for a wedding reception when the question has not even yet been popped, Ray has set a pre-gaming record.

Also, snapping a ruler to punctuate the concept of marriage is clutch.

Snapping the ruler is symbolic of Beef's inches record being broken since he is off the market...as you know, it is measured by the ruler, and so if Beef is off the market then Ray takes the crown back by default.
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Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2007, 06:03:32 am »
Once again Achewood reminds us that it is always about the cat c*ck.
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Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2007, 07:17:47 am »
For best results imagine Beef's face as Ray reads this. Best reception-ruining best man speech ever.
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Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2007, 07:30:13 am »
For me, the best part is the "Can I uh get an extra towel, please" because it's SO RIGHT ON.
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Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2007, 12:15:14 pm »
That is the perfect... wedding toast.
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Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2007, 12:50:51 pm »
When this came up in my RSS reader, I thought it said "Ray c*ck His Wedding Toast."  That would have been appropriate, as it turns out.
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Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2007, 03:58:11 pm »
I'm suitably contented with my birthday strip.
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Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2007, 07:40:44 pm »
Molly is going to say no. Then what!

Sorry. I'm just ... having trouble enjoying this arc 'cause everybody in the strip seems to think Molly's acceptance is a done deal and the only problem is getting Beef to pop the Q.
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Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2007, 09:41:36 pm »
This is Molly and Beef here. Even if she says yes there are decent odds that one or both of them will be back in heaven before the ceremony is over.

If Ray makes that toast, then Mexican Magical Realism Pat will job up on the podium to settle the wang-size question once and for all.
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