When I turn on the TV for Alton Brown a few minutes too early and she is still on, I shriek aloud with pain. She is so awful and annoying in every possible way.
She is deeply annoying.
However, in small doses, she is the archetype of... the one cheerleader in high school who was passingly polite to the nerdy guys because they wouldn't judge her on the fact that she had a few screws loose herself. The one cheerleader that all the nerdy guys all thought they might have a chance with if she would just get to know the REAL them.
As time has passed and as you watch her in larger chunks, yes, she has become and does become a fetid ball of catchphrases and extremely poorly-advised attempts at putting blonde highlights into the hair of an Italian woman in her later thirties...
But for Guys Of A Nerd Persuasion, she is and will always be the one cute girl in high school who occasionally laughed at our nerd jokes and therefore as long as we only see her in small doses, we will lust for her forever. It is that simple.
We are that simple.
The key to understanding men is to not overthink the situation.
Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, and sometimes this is in a good way and sometimes this is in a bad way, the most obvious explanation, the suspiciously almost-too-easy explanation of our motivations will be the correct interpretation.
Don't outthink the room trying to figure out a dude.
The first uncomplicated theory you come up with will probably be the truth.