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Re: laaaaaaast day of work!!!
« Reply #30 on: June 10, 2007, 10:59:32 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on June 10, 2007, 08:42:14 pm
We've established on this board in the past that you need to fuel your road trip with strong narcotics. I suggest ketamine.

As your attorney, I advise you to drive at top speed -- it'll be a god damned miracle if we can get there before you turn into a wild animal.
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Re: laaaaaaast day of work!!!
« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2007, 04:38:53 pm »
Quote from: side_show on June 09, 2007, 04:13:36 am
I just did a google image search for "ugly beaver"  and this was image #5 (NSFW).

ironically, result #5 under web search is this thread.
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Re: laaaaaaast day of work!!!
« Reply #32 on: June 13, 2007, 10:12:31 am »
I'm picturing some kind of bizzaro alternate universe where pictures are word, and words are pictures.

This google web/image search is an example of these universes bleeding into each other.
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Re: laaaaaaast day of work!!!
« Reply #33 on: June 14, 2007, 02:36:10 am »
yeah, um, there were no drugs. basically we drank a little bit, played poker (I won 4 dollars, net.), etc. It was mostly good, except for the jackassery.
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Re: laaaaaaast day of work!!!
« Reply #34 on: June 14, 2007, 05:14:04 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on June 08, 2007, 08:11:30 pm
Oh I been there. The bald eagle is about the worst, most inappropriate creature to be picked as the symbol . . . hmmmm.

Ben Franklin thought these guys would be a good national symbol for us:

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Re: laaaaaaast day of work!!!
« Reply #35 on: June 14, 2007, 01:23:57 pm »
You know what?  I'd rather have a national symbol that is undeniably delicious.  I can get behind that.
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Re: laaaaaaast day of work!!!
« Reply #36 on: June 14, 2007, 02:04:47 pm »
I wish our symbol was the raven. Clever, crafty, and likes shiny things.
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Re: laaaaaaast day of work!!!
« Reply #37 on: June 14, 2007, 04:00:40 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on June 14, 2007, 02:04:47 pm
I wish our symbol was the raven. Clever, crafty, and likes shiny things.

Black is always appropriate, too.  Plus, such a beautiful singing voice....oh well, I guess they can't all be gems.
Not that the Bald Eagle's voice is all that pretty.  They sure do look fierce though.
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Re: laaaaaaast day of work!!!
« Reply #38 on: June 14, 2007, 04:08:35 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on June 14, 2007, 02:04:47 pm
I wish our symbol was the raven. Clever, crafty, and likes shiny things.

No way. I couldn't stand the constant comparisons to writing desks. All the other countries would all be trying to sign their treaties and UN resolutions on our backs. Hell of annoying.
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Re: laaaaaaast day of work!!!
« Reply #39 on: June 14, 2007, 04:13:59 pm »
The symbol of America should definitely be the sasquatch.

A giant powerful filthy creature, somewhere between gentle ape and devious man, leaving confusingly destructive footprints in his wake without even knowing it... sometimes tending to a wounded bunny rabbit, sometimes murdering a few bears just for kicks... and almost indisputably mythological.
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Re: laaaaaaast day of work!!!
« Reply #40 on: June 30, 2007, 05:14:54 pm »
Quote from: linnea on June 07, 2007, 10:37:23 pm
Someday, Nabu, I will take you there. We will stand at the landfill in the rivers of garbage juice as the eagles and ravens divebomb our heads. I shall point, and you will look yonder...to see Our Nation's Symbol climbing out of a dumpster with detritus in its mouth, and covered from head to toe in green goo.

Then you will agree with me, and will agree that we will call them vultures while standing on that godforsaken rock.

Somebody nice's eagles on NPR!
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Re: laaaaaaast day of work!!!
« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2007, 10:05:02 pm »
my goodness, that is exactly what my friend Linnea told me!
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Re: laaaaaaast day of work!!!
« Reply #42 on: July 01, 2007, 10:41:25 pm »
HEE!!! You should see it when the salmon are spawning... I wish I had taken a photo last season of the streams. It's insane, the stream is just CHOKED with giraffe. They are flopping over each other and it's just wall-to-wall giraffe through the whole stream. Eagles love to pick them up, like cod entrails from the Unisea dumpster, and drop them on unsuspecting vehicles. Gross.
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Re: laaaaaaast day of work!!!
« Reply #43 on: July 01, 2007, 11:06:14 pm »
Quote from: linnea on July 01, 2007, 10:41:25 pm
HEE!!! You should see it when the salmon are spawning... I wish I had taken a photo last season of the streams. It's insane, the stream is just CHOKED with giraffe. They are flopping over each other and it's just wall-to-wall giraffe through the whole stream. Eagles love to pick them up, like cod entrails from the Unisea dumpster, and drop them on unsuspecting vehicles. Gross.

My vehicle always suspects something.
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Re: laaaaaaast day of work!!!
« Reply #44 on: August 02, 2007, 01:03:48 am »
Quote from: jaydub on June 14, 2007, 05:14:04 am
Ben Franklin thought these guys would be a good national symbol for us:



Ben Franklin wasn't the only one.

Took me long enough.
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