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Author Topic: Serena Williams' Ass - split  (Read 15029 times)

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Serena Williams' Ass - split
« on: June 11, 2007, 10:08:36 pm »
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2007, 10:51:23 pm »
Quote from: side_show on June 11, 2007, 10:08:36 pm
That's actually pretty cute.

Also, dayum!

Curvalicious!
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2007, 11:48:10 pm »
There would definitely be no crumb-based bed evictions with that fine athletess.
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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2007, 06:22:24 am »
Damn, Serena's ass is ten kinds of round. She is gorgeous. Some of the trolls on the Perez Hilton site have some retarded things to say about her, but whatever.
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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2007, 01:44:41 pm »
Yes, there is no point reading the comments on the Perez Hilton site.  It is like comments below a YouTube clip - likely to contain racism, sexism or just retards who can't spell.  Personally, I think this is the road AssBar is heading toward also, so, you know, whatever. 

Serena's ass is great.  I could stare at it all day.  It's meaty.  It's really nice to look at a clearly fit lady.  Her body is so different from a model's that it's sort of hypnotizing.  Like:  Hey, she's a woman.  She's healthy.  She's what I should want to be.  But she isn't like a model, which is what I've been told I should want to be since age 11.  What?  I'm confused.  What?  I'll just stare at her ass for a while longer.

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2007, 02:47:03 pm »
Quote from: side_show on June 12, 2007, 01:44:41 pm
Yes, there is no point reading the comments on the Perez Hilton site.  It is like comments below a YouTube clip - likely to contain racism, sexism or just retards who can't spell.  Personally, I think this is the road AssBar is heading toward also, so, you know, whatever. 

Serena's ass is great.  I could stare at it all day.  It's meaty.  It's really nice to look at a clearly fit lady.  Her body is so different from a model's that it's sort of hypnotizing.  Like:  Hey, she's a woman.  She's healthy.  She's what I should want to be.  But she isn't like a model, which is what I've been told I should want to be since age 11.  What?  I'm confused.  What?  I'll just stare at her ass for a while longer.



Word. Fuck a bunch of the stories this culture tells its daughters. Fuck all of that. That woman's can is right on time.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2007, 02:49:10 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on June 12, 2007, 02:47:03 pm
Word. Fuck a bunch of the stories this culture tells its daughters. Fuck all of that. That woman's can is right on time.


Mmmmmm Hmmmm!
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« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2007, 10:04:15 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on June 12, 2007, 02:49:10 pm

Mmmmmm Hmmmm!

If, I'm right then the responses should be:

Mnn Mnn!

Mmmmmm Hummm!

Also, the SO and I both agree we would watch that show, but for totally different reasons.

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« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2007, 10:38:23 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on June 12, 2007, 02:47:03 pm
Word. Fuck a bunch of the stories this culture tells its daughters. Fuck all of that. That woman's can is right on time.

Nabu, I think I love you.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2007, 10:54:59 pm »
Quote from: linnea on June 12, 2007, 10:38:23 pm
Nabu, I think I love you.

I can get on board with that.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2007, 02:24:27 am »
I am obviously missing something about this woman's ass.
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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2007, 01:20:55 pm »
Her ass is hard to miss, and we like that.  That is the point.  Mnnn Humm!
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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2007, 02:55:47 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 14, 2007, 02:24:27 am
I am obviously missing something about this woman's ass.

That makes me a little sad. There is nothing finer than a curvaceous ass - callipygian, yo!
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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2007, 03:34:10 pm »
Ah, she's squinting into the sun.  Her face doesn't usually look so tangled.
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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2007, 04:02:29 pm »
I am a huge fan of Big Strong Ladies, as long as they still look like ladies in their bigness and strength.

Lady weightlifters are about as sexually unattractive as anything in this world for me but... like... a tall and fit but still feminine looking volleyball player lady or... basketball player lady or tennis lady or so on. That is a beautiful lady.

Perhaps this is because I am a very large dude and I often look at tiny girls and any attraction is overridden by the realization that it would just not physically work. I don't know.
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