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Author Topic: Meanwhile, at the Hospital - Rocktober 9 (10-09-03)  (Read 7783 times)

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« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2003, 09:26:34 pm »
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How could Onstad possibly be angry with us, since he's not here and all...


He is aware of the forum.


Aw, Christ, not this again. I hear this pronouncement as it comes from a man in a robe with gnarled hands. I can't see his face and the voice is deep and guttural, like it came from a mouldering grave...monotone...

Heeee is awaaaaare of the forum. As was foretooooold in the propheceeey.

He should be aware of it. But if it interferes with his worldview or his art, (and I OPINE that the last forum meltdown demonstrates that it does) he should leave it the hell alone the way I leave Heroin alone because I know it will MESS ME UP.
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« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2003, 09:38:35 pm »
It's all part of Jough's eeeeevil plan.  He's getting us all hooked on stimulating, thought-provoking posts and when we least expect it -- BANG!!! He's gonna jack up the prices to where we'll have to go out and boost honest folks' TV's and blenders.

Help me!  I gotta get clean.  I don't wanna be a message board junkie anymore!  That damn Jough and his sinister plots.
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« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2003, 10:17:13 pm »
It's true, it's all painfully true.

Actually, Onstad and I were in on this sinister plan from the get-go.

Dance, puppets, dance!
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« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2003, 10:46:04 pm »
Really, if there were a message board about you, how could you not read it?
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« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2003, 11:01:36 pm »
Maybe the 'stad reads this. Maybe he does not. For all we know, this entire thing is a sordid result of an e-mail correspondence with "Ponce De Leon," and the next Primer strip is going to be a full exegesis of how Ray and Beef are not dogs, really, honest to God.

But if it was foretold in THEEEEE PROPHECY, far be it from me to question.
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« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2003, 11:22:38 pm »
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Maybe the 'stad reads this. Maybe he does not. For all we know, this entire thing is a sordid result of an e-mail correspondence with "Ponce De Leon," and the next Primer strip is going to be a full exegesis of how Ray and Beef are not dogs, really, honest to God.

But if it was foretold in THEEEEE PROPHECY, far be it from me to question.


Also, how to pronounce Philippe.
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« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2003, 11:45:23 pm »
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It's true, it's all painfully true.

Actually, Onstad and I were in on this sinister plan from the get-go.

Dance, puppets, dance!


Damn you, Jough!  You and your accursed unpronouncable name!
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« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2003, 04:29:11 am »
Fill Eep.

Sheesh.

Oh, and Jough is pronounced "Raymond Luxuryacht".

Ten points for anyone who gets that reference.
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« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2003, 10:29:01 am »
I thought it was pronounced Throat-Warbler Mangrove.
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« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2003, 03:28:15 pm »
Stop that! This is far too silly!
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« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2003, 08:33:04 pm »
Thank you, this has been the monthly "Raymond Luxury-yacht/Throatwarbler Mangrove" joke.  This monthly presentation has been brought to you by a generous grant from our glowering administrator Jough and the venerable absurdists of Monty Python.  Thanks for reading!
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« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2003, 04:40:56 am »
Actually, it's a Hitchhiker's reference, but okay.
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« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2003, 04:49:00 am »
Brother Jough, I ain't disputin' you exactly, but can you give me a page number on that? Cause I swear I remember Graham Chapman swilling Raymond Luxury-Yacht around his sinuses.

Lord knows I could be wrong.  It'd only be about the trillionth time.  And false memory certainly isn't a new phenomenon.  And with my variously addled walnut I suppose it's more likely than not.  But damn, I coulda sworn it was a Python sketch.
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« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2003, 06:00:40 am »
Sorry Jough, it's definitely Python.
Cite.
Note: My internet crush on you has diminished only slightly for the error.
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« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2003, 06:58:29 am »
Well, despite my being fairly sure it wasn't Hitchhiker's (since I have been obsessed with it from the earliest age and thus know it far, far too well) it is forgivable to confuse them, what with Adams and Chapman having lived together and written some stuff. Thus their styles can somewhat compare.
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