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Author Topic: 02 July 2007 - Completely Ruined Junk #28  (Read 4249 times)

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02 July 2007 - Completely Ruined Junk #28
« on: July 02, 2007, 07:44:08 am »
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Re: 02 July 2007 - Completely Ruined Junk #28
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2007, 12:30:17 pm »
"Proprietary, organic" hair dressing. In Lyle's case I don't know to know more about what that means. Ugh.
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Re: 02 July 2007 - Completely Ruined Junk #28
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2007, 01:03:09 pm »
Also Lyle's progression in sexual taste has degenerated to what we see on the Achewood trading card. Yuck.

No deodorant listed, but cologne like Old Spice and Bristol Chimney Wind take its stead.

Classic Lyle.

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Re: 02 July 2007 - Completely Ruined Junk #28
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2007, 01:19:00 pm »
Lyle.  He holds all the cards.
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Re: 02 July 2007 - Completely Ruined Junk #28
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2007, 01:52:15 pm »
Quote from: wombat on July 02, 2007, 12:30:17 pm
"Proprietary, organic" hair dressing. In Lyle's case I don't know to know more about what that means. Ugh.

Don't forget that Lyle was actually shown to be a more than competent hair dresser back during the Sani-Taco arc. So I think that for once wombat actually needs to get her mind out of the gutter.
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Re: 02 July 2007 - Completely Ruined Junk #28
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2007, 04:04:52 pm »
Hole Man

I"m laughing uncontrollably.
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Re: 02 July 2007 - Completely Ruined Junk #28
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2007, 04:07:46 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 02, 2007, 04:04:52 pm
Hole Man

Does this mean he's completely non-discriminant?  Any port in a storm, so to speak?
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Re: 02 July 2007 - Completely Ruined Junk #28
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2007, 05:33:53 pm »
he holds all the cards.

beautiful.

I feel that this is the time to say something like "you know, I just realized that I have never seen any sort of print pornography (except, you know, the outsides of mags.)"
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Re: 02 July 2007 - Completely Ruined Junk #28
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2007, 06:31:20 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on July 02, 2007, 04:07:46 pm
Does this mean he's completely non-discriminant?  Any port in a storm, so to speak?

Well, if an ass man is turned on by asses, a breast man by breasts, then he is turn on by holes.  That is what that means.  He is turned on by holes.  That's my interpretation.  ...Of course, I've had it in the ear before.
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Re: 02 July 2007 - Completely Ruined Junk #28
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2007, 07:14:48 pm »
Maybe it unfolds accordion style.
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Re: 02 July 2007 - Completely Ruined Junk #28
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2007, 07:26:04 pm »
Quote from: side_show on July 02, 2007, 06:31:20 pm
...Of course, I've had it in the ear before.

That's a tragic level of endowment, there - unless you're talking female (in which case its arguably one of the more exotic encounters of which I've heard.)
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Re: 02 July 2007 - Completely Ruined Junk #28
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2007, 07:31:00 pm »
C'mon, no comments about "Lyle Roscoe Gabriel?" That is the kind of name that dooms a dude.
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Re: 02 July 2007 - Completely Ruined Junk #28
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2007, 11:13:56 pm »
I thought the multiple pages was just sort of a side-note emphasizing how ridiculous the whole endeavor was.  Not only are your friends' sexual deviances listed on playing cards, but they are no longer just cards themselves, and require multiple pages.
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Re: 02 July 2007 - Completely Ruined Junk #28
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2007, 03:06:43 am »
Quote from: jaydub on July 02, 2007, 07:26:04 pm
That's a tragic level of endowment, there - unless you're talking female (in which case its arguably one of the more exotic encounters of which I've heard.)

Uh... Iggy Pop.  Sorry to disappoint, in truth I've neither had a dick or a lady's love flaps in intimate contact with my ear.
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Re: 02 July 2007 - Completely Ruined Junk #28
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2007, 03:40:57 am »
Aw dammit, you explained the reference before I could post something proving that I got it and thus making me better than jaydub.

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to get my smug sense of self-superiority the old fashioned way - by insulting minorities.
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