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When an porn star has your name...
« on: July 11, 2007, 08:02:52 pm »
Reading this article I at first thought: "huh.  What's the big deal?"  Then I realized, quite suddenly, that my name - often mispronounced [a type of injury]- would be the perfect name for a dominatrix.  I searched the internet, and thankfully there is no [type of injury - actual name editied out to protect identity] out there.  I have no idea why I never thought of this before, as I was called this for almost my entire life by jerk-ass classmates (who would then punch me) and people who just couldn't deal with the odd spelling of my actual last name... Maybe I should capitalize on this before someone else does?
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Re: When an porn star has your name...
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2007, 08:15:22 pm »
Well now there's an interesting summer project for you!
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Re: When an porn star has your name...
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2007, 09:10:26 pm »
Quote from: wombat on July 11, 2007, 08:15:22 pm
Well now there's an interesting summer project for you!

Gold, Jerry!
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Re: When an porn star has your name...
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2007, 01:09:56 am »
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The two met in Grade 9 at Kingwood high school. The lawsuit said they "were friends but eventually that friendship ended due to conflict."

Best. Revenge. Ever.

Seriously, how do you trump that? "I stole your boyfriend." "I blew your dad." "I used your name as the stage name for my budding career in pornographic films."
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Re: When an porn star has your name...
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2007, 01:49:07 am »
Wimberly? Pretty lame porn name.



Man, I bet my childhood friend Buck Naked is pissed.
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Re: When an porn star has your name...
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2007, 03:31:30 am »
I didn't read that article too carefully, but in case they didn't mention it Kingwood is a suburb of Houston.  It's a master planned community (gag).  I used to live very near there.  I always hated those rich stuck fuck*ng snobs.  It's also where the Texas Cheerleader Murder Plot took place btw.  Hmm, she looks like a Kingwood girl [NSFW].

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Re: When an porn star has your name...
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2007, 04:30:36 am »
Paul, that link was pretty rank. She is known for having "an especially meaty pu$$y"? What the fuck? I don't wanna know. My toenails are retching at that one.
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Re: When an porn star has your name...
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2007, 04:49:45 am »
Quote from: linnea on July 12, 2007, 04:30:36 am
Paul, that link was pretty rank. She is known for having "an especially meaty pu$$y"? What the fuck? I don't wanna know. My toenails are retching at that one.

Was that the master planned community link?
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Re: When an porn star has your name...
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2007, 12:23:22 pm »
Oh, she's the girl from "Asses Ripped Apart."  I've been meaning to look her up on IPDB.
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Re: When an porn star has your name...
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2007, 12:31:17 pm »
Asses Ripped Apart is for Philistines.

I only watch the Ass Stretcher video series.
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Re: When an porn star has your name...
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2007, 01:32:38 pm »
Quote from: jough on July 12, 2007, 12:23:22 pm
Oh, she's the girl from "Asses Ripped Apart."  I've been meaning to look her up on IPDB.

Does the IPDB actually exist?  No... wait... I really don't want to know.
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Re: When an porn star has your name...
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2007, 04:46:27 am »
I'm glad that "Asses Ripped Apart" has already been covered, because... yeah.
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Re: When an porn star has your name...
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2007, 11:10:28 am »
Quote from: side_show on July 12, 2007, 01:32:38 pm
Does the IPDB actually exist?  No... wait... I really don't want to know.

It certainly does.
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Re: When an porn star has your name...
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2007, 02:16:31 pm »
Quote from: Doc on July 14, 2007, 11:10:28 am
It certainly does.

Nothing but love for you, Doc - that site rules.
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Re: When an porn star has your name...
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2007, 02:45:50 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on July 14, 2007, 02:16:31 pm
Nothing but love for you, Doc - that site rules.

Indeed.
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