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[littlefallsmets]

Oh, I'm doing it. I'm going.

I just... you know... Buffalo's four-anna-half hours each way, you see.

I hope I can enjoy it fully without being exhausted from the first leg or falling asleep on the Thruway and dying on the way back.

[CortJstr]

My girlfriend's dog is gay. He likes tall, leggy blondes. On Saturday we discovered that if a female dog is tall and leggy enough he's willing to overlook the hair color and gender and go for it anyway.

In case you weren't aware: watching a 13-year-old arthritic English lab try to mount a 3-year-old greyhound is amusing.

[KeithHernandez]

Man, I am pretty sure that animals just fuck whatever.  I am sure someone here knows more than me, but I think I have heard specifically about species of animals not being bisexual, meaning most animals are. 

See, they don't have all the hang ups that we have.  They would never write some stupid ass post about your sexuality.  They also wouldn't get mysteriously offended by it even though it isn't really that offensive.

always bumping into things http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7CF9yTKkHQ

[theinevitable]

to be fair, that is because animals don't really think about things. they are mostly just bio-*****s that eat and shit and fuck.

[KeithHernandez]

right

[CortJstr]

This is the first time we've ever seen her dog mount a female. Also he is a retired service dog so he's had loads of training and is really smart (for a dog).

He was a companion dog not seeing-eye but he did come with a seeing-eye harness. He freaks out if you lie on the floor, won't look at you if you have food, doesn't bark, and understands commands such as "do something else."

[wombat]

Man, I am pretty sure that animals just fuck whatever.  I am sure someone here knows more than me,

Someone here has in fact written a whole book with a chapter about the weird ways that animals pleasure themselves sexually.

[Arachno-capitalist]

LFM wrote a book?

[pmcd9]

LFM wrote a book?

He wrote about 3/4 of a book then quit, but that's not the book Wombat is talking about.

[wombat]

LFM is not the person on this board that I would have guessed would write about that topic.

[wombat]

Ash, you in particular would've thought my post was funny too if you'd gotten the point.

[wombat]

To be fair, your book would have had more poop in it.

[jay-ell]

To be fair, your book would have had more poop in it.

I've read both your books, and I have to say, that is hard to imagine.

[wombat]

You didn't get a Secret Santa gift from him.

[jay-ell]

You didn't get a Secret Santa gift from him.

Yes, I've dodged that bullet (literally, in some cases) for several years in a row now.