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[AugustWest]

HOLY SMOKES!

That was almost a DECADE ago.  fuck*ng fuck.

I wasn't telling you to fuck yourself, it was a take on a paleo-meme:

When come back, bring pie.

[pmcd9]

Resisting urge to post on Facebook to the effect of "Hey, it's Pi Day! Did you know it's Pi Day? Because it's 3/14! And pi is 3.14! Also, pi sounds like pie, and everybody loves pie. P.S. it's Pi Day, in case you hadn't heard."

It's a war on Pi Day!

[KeithHernandez]

I work at an analytics company. We get free Moon Pies today. Happy Pi day.

So I am a vegan from oklahoma and I work at a cat shelter.  Some assholes will take my name off of lists of cats that are going to be killed in local shelters (I get emails from kill shelters about cats they need to get out, along with other people who work at no kill shelters), and send me emails about their particular favorite animal and how they are being mistreated or whatever.  No where in the U.S. currently allows hoss slaughter, but Oklahoma is getting ready to legalize it.  I am getting mad emails about how wrong it is from people who almost undoubtedly eat gelatin (made from hoss bones).  Is it wrong that this angers me as much as anything can?  I mean, I am down for not killing hosss to make glue and marshmallows and starburst and shit, but also, if we decide it is cool to eat that shit as a society we should also be adult enough to kill our hosss here and not send them to Mexico to be slaughtered and then get sent back those sweet sweet crushed bones?  Like accept the consequences of your fuck*ng choices people, and just cause shit happens in some other country that doesn't mean it doesn't happen/you aren't causing it.  Plus, I am not sure, but I am sure that pigs are smarter, have more personality and are closer to humans than hosss, so like fuck you for not being upset about that because hosss are cuter to you.

Not fuck you to people here, to hoss people stealing my email and thinking I care about their bullshit they are causing and I am helping to stop just by being a decent, thinking person. 

Usually I try not to get up on Mt. Pious about my veganism, but sometimes it happens- sorry folks.  Enjoy yer pies. 

[Mr Trout]

I hear ya, but I'm still stuck on pies. I love them way more than cake.

[KeithHernandez]

I have had crazy good vegan pies.

[Pedro Picasso]

Usually I try not to get up on Mt. Pious about my veganism, but sometimes it happens- sorry folks.  Enjoy yer pies. 

I'm sorry that people were mean to you. Especially in such a hypocritical way. I understand that you are not mad at your readers here. (Though I have on many occasions been a very judgmental person and on some occasions been a hypocrite.) I have a great deal of respect for your having (sometimes inconvenient) values, thinking about them carefully, and working to live within them. I hope that stupid crap eases up.

[KeithHernandez]

Oh also, as angry as I get is not very angry at all (anymore).  And I judge almost nobody-only people who go out of their way to shove hypocritical shit in my face.  The point of that post (in my head, before I wrote it) was whether I am wrong to support hoss slaughter in the us if people in the us are going to use mad slaughtered hosss.  Thoughts?

[Choop]

wait there's hoss in PIE now? i was on the fence but that settles it.

[greenkoolayd]

im not asshurt that there is hoss meat in all these food items.  i just want them to be honest and put it on the ingredients.

[theinevitable]

so I should probably ask the girl I like to come with me to Misterqueue's party, right? Just for maximum discomfort? For some reason I can't stop thinking about this idea, even though it would be an awful "first date."

[pmcd9]

I can't wait to hear about the Misterqueue party.

[theinevitable]

It is at a place that my friend's aunt owns, they have really good french fries. It is a costume party, and I might dress up as Inev From The Internet. Working on figuring out what that costume entails.

[Pedro Picasso]

wait there's hoss in PIE now? i was on the fence but that settles it.

Just Moon Pies. They contain gelatin "from de-hooved hosss" (as NoFX puts it).

They are not made of Moon. They are not pies. What is it we THOUGHT we were getting into playing god like this?

[jay-ell]

This year the Pi Day posts are outnumbering the Steak and a Blowjob Day posts by about 8:1

OH MY GOODNESS I COMPLETELY MISSED IT!

[AugustWest]

They are not made of Moon.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!