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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #8055 on: August 22, 2010, 07:01:25 am »
true, but my car will not hold a bed, desk, dresser, etc.

If worst comes to worst I have some artist friends who are renting part of a warehouse and said I could put my stuff there.
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« Reply #8056 on: August 23, 2010, 05:38:22 pm »
if I don't get this apartment because my roommate is taking his sweet time turning in his application, I will pee in his mouth.
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« Reply #8057 on: August 23, 2010, 05:40:17 pm »
Wouldn't it be awkward if you did that as revenge and it turned out that was what he was into?
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« Reply #8058 on: August 23, 2010, 06:08:54 pm »
Might work out better: It's easier to find a 1br than a 2br. 

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« Reply #8059 on: August 23, 2010, 06:10:43 pm »
ok, so, probably safer to pee into my own mouth.
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« Reply #8060 on: August 24, 2010, 03:52:48 am »
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« Reply #8061 on: August 24, 2010, 08:48:52 pm »
Three art critics, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are at an exhibit looking at a new painting of Adam and Eve in the garden.
The English critic observes: "Look at Adam and Eve's calm; their poise; their dignity. Clearly Adam and Eve were English."
The Frenchman objects: "Non. They are naked, they are beautiful, making love in a garden. Adam and Eve were French."
The Russian becomes angry: "No clothes, no shelter, only single apple to eat. Adam and Eve were Russians."


HAHAHA.
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« Reply #8062 on: August 26, 2010, 12:24:26 am »
so today, my not-yet-roommate asked me if a girl I don't know can "crash on our couch for a few months while she works in saint louis"
I don't get it, because the reason I have a job is so that I will have money to have a place to "crash."
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« Reply #8063 on: August 26, 2010, 12:57:41 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 26, 2010, 12:24:26 am
so today, my not-yet-roommate asked me if a girl I don't know can "crash on our couch for a few months while she works in saint louis"

Not for free or even for cheap if at all.
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« Reply #8064 on: August 26, 2010, 01:00:00 am »
I am pretty sure I have also heard that this girl really sucks.

But yeah, there is no way she is staying without paying rent for more than... 2 weeks?

If she has a job.

Maybe if she were looking for a job I would let her stay a little longer.

But if she has a job, HELL NO. You can stay here until you find an apartment, lady.
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« Reply #8065 on: August 26, 2010, 03:00:58 am »
...send my boy to Kindergarten.

*weeps*
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« Reply #8066 on: August 26, 2010, 03:12:23 am »
I am stressed out about moving all of my things. I cannot put things in the new place until 10 PM friday, and I have to be completely out of my current place by noon saturday.

There are a lot of other factors, the main one being that I am a huge wuss.
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« Reply #8067 on: August 26, 2010, 03:22:40 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on August 26, 2010, 03:00:58 am
...send my boy to Kindergarten.

They'll send him back.
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« Reply #8068 on: August 26, 2010, 03:52:29 am »
my (soon to be ex-) roommate's girlfriend is a kindergarden teacher!

kids have, so far, peed on her, bitten her, and kicked her shins extensively. Also it is a french immersion school, so she has to scold them in french.
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« Reply #8069 on: August 26, 2010, 04:02:28 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on August 26, 2010, 03:22:40 am
They'll send him back.

Did she include a stamped, self-addressed envelope?

Edit: Huh, so that's post 4k. The life of the tasseled loafer awaits!
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