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“Do what you love and the money will follow,” as they say, but I would add, “...but don’t do ONLY what you love until it generates adequate cash flow.” -=RAY=-

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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #405 on: August 29, 2007, 02:27:27 am »
good god.

I, as a child, watched a fawn die from shock. That was pretty... upsetting. Even when it was dead, it was so tiny and beautiful and perfect.
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« Reply #406 on: August 29, 2007, 03:16:30 am »
This thread is on an exponential curve, I hope my posting with no good story hasn't de-railed it.
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« Reply #407 on: August 29, 2007, 12:16:27 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 29, 2007, 02:27:27 am
good god.

I, as a child, watched a fawn die from shock. That was pretty... upsetting. Even when it was dead, it was so tiny and beautiful and perfect.

*sobs quietly, Philippe-style*
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« Reply #408 on: August 29, 2007, 02:12:38 pm »
the worst part is that the deer was already injured, but the reason that it went into shock was that the dog hiking with us bit it and reopened the wound.
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« Reply #409 on: August 29, 2007, 02:16:13 pm »
Oh man, I could tell such a dear hunting related story as to open my old wounds.  I'm not going to though.  It's way too sad a story.

Today, I'm gonna repress some traumatic memories - and maybe get a hair cut.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #410 on: August 29, 2007, 03:04:35 pm »
I hit a deer on my way home Saturday before last.  Sucked for it, sucked for me.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #411 on: August 29, 2007, 07:04:55 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 29, 2007, 02:12:38 pm
the worst part is that the deer was already injured, but the reason that it went into shock was that the dog hiking with us bit it and reopened the wound.

No, no - I think we're done. I just need to get the check, if that's cool.
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« Reply #412 on: August 29, 2007, 07:09:06 pm »
Me: [finds $50 bill on the ground] Holy crap, its the best day of my life!
My grandfather: Do you know that Ive slept longer than youve lived?
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #413 on: August 29, 2007, 08:22:06 pm »
today, i realized that so far every one of my professors has an accent.
I am pretty sure the Linguistics professor is german,
my Film teacher is... eastern european of some kind,
my psych professor is french, but his dad was british... basically he has like 3 accents combined
my spanish professor... only speaks in spanish,
my anthro professor has a NYC accent, and I know that hardly counts but it would break the trend!

so, yeah, I have a shitty shit Wednesday schedule, but tomorrow I only have one class.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #414 on: August 29, 2007, 09:28:52 pm »
Today I'm gonna... sit in a parking lot all day (Under the Fremont Bridge we discussed earlier) and watch GPS tracking units get installed into everyone's work trucks.

So glad I don't drive a company vehicle.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #415 on: August 29, 2007, 11:15:58 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on August 29, 2007, 07:09:06 pm
Me: [finds $50 bill on the ground] Holy crap, its the best day of my life!
My grandfather: Do you know that Ive slept longer than youve lived?

Your grandfather = awesome.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #416 on: August 31, 2007, 09:12:58 pm »
Today I walked by a guy who was wearing a counterfeit Calvin shirt where Calvin was wearing a Red Sox hat and peeing on a Yankees logo, so I stuck a pen into his eye and wrote 'fuck you' on his brain.

No jury in the world will convict me.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #417 on: September 01, 2007, 01:47:45 am »
Shit man, I think we could arrange some kind of medal for that. Some fancy drinks, local officials, picture in the paper, the works.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #418 on: September 02, 2007, 05:08:27 pm »
...go watch the Padres beat get shut out by the Dodgers again.

(Edited to match what actually happened.  Dammit.)
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #419 on: September 02, 2007, 05:55:48 pm »
Wuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk. And hope that the Monkeys are able to finish the Ninjas, since it seems like they've got an absentee owner.
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