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[pmcd9]

Yeah, I was kind of joking but people have sex!  Even if they are related to you.

Maybe dad was shocked to suddenly discover that his daughter takes it in the pooper.

[theinevitable]

um, there is not really a correlation between lube and anal sex. some people just like that extra glide, you know?

[littlefallsmets]

I dunno.

In my humble opinion, there's a such thing as too much glide.

But I accept that I might just be weird.

[V-Adore]

I would say there's a correlation between lube and anal sex, but there isn't a direct "A->B" link, no.

[Doc]

Maybe I'm just a little twisted but... if I owned sex things and they were found by someone I was attracted to, there would be a momentary thrill in... in the hopes that this would turn into a Penthouse Letters page situation.

I could see that but it applies only if the person is attracted to you which would likely preclude someone who is rooting through your stuff looking for them without your knowledge.

Yeah, I was kind of joking but people have sex!  Even if they are related to you.

Scandalous!

"Now, honey, I found this... midget woman living in your dresser doors..."

"Oh, Dad, you weren't supposed to see that."

"Is she your... maid, maybe?"

"Not exac-"

"Because she's DRESSED like a maid. Please, honey, please tell me she's your maid."

Humorous!

I would say there's a correlation between lube and anal sex, but there isn't a direct "A->B" link, no.

Non-Linear!

[jaydub]

um, there is not really a correlation between lube and anal sex. some people just like that extra glide, you know?

Also, if you're going back to the buffet for seconds, thirds, etc - some lube is usually in order.  However hearty the partner.

[jay-ell]

I would say there's a correlation between lube and anal sex, but there isn't a direct "A->B" link, no.

Considering that my Mom bought me a giant (16 oz) tube of K-Y the week before my wedding, I would guess that they don't tend to make that particular association. 

[pmcd9]

Well I'm glad we are still about education here.  I've never used KY in that way.  I've never used KY period actually, Vaseline has always worked just fine for me.

Or lotion or whatever happens to be around.

[Arachno-capitalist]

fuck lube, I need... Friction.

[theinevitable]

dang, dude, your lady's area is supposed to provide that on its own.

There are a thousand things I can say here.

[lprkn]

Inev, dude, A-CAP depends upon the invisible hand of the market.

[AugustWest]

Inev, dude, A-CAP depends upon the invisible hand of the market.

Oh that is so canned. 

[littlefallsmets]

Oh that is so canned.

Seconded!

[linnea]

One day I'm going to see an item made by Coach that doesn't look like it should come free with a $30 Clinique purchase. Their sunglasses are especially bad. I mean, at least they didn't pick an inherently fugly calling card like Burbury's (sp?) plaid, but Coach's designers either have no idea what they're doing or are playing a huge prank on everybody.

Sigh, yeah, I know. Cort thinks Coach is trashy, and a lot of folks do, too. Burberry, fake Louis Vuitton, and Coach are forever associated with chavs and trash. I don't like anything in this season's shops, but I really love the Legacy 65th Anniversary stuff (the Legacy shoulder bag and the Mandy courier bag).

I did my 5:30AM workout today and felt like a million bucks all day. My shoulders are going to need a massage, but come Dec. 1st I will have chiropractic care covered, so maybe I can finagle some free massage work out of my HMO. Plus we have a CMT (certified massage therapist) dude who comes to the office periodically with his massage chair, so I've signed up for his services on Thursday. w00t.

[lprkn]

w00t indeed. I need somebody to show up periodically to massage me tired bones.

All, "You will sit in this chair that I brought and you will be massaged."