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« Reply #1395 on: December 27, 2007, 02:39:36 am »
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« Reply #1396 on: December 27, 2007, 02:40:53 am »
Yeah, let's keep the magic alive.
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« Reply #1397 on: December 27, 2007, 06:25:39 am »
Linnea should get thread-idea of the year.  This mofo has legs.
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« Reply #1398 on: December 27, 2007, 03:32:01 pm »
How does that work exactly? Pharmaceutical regulations lead to mis-leadingly labelled pills or did they restart your heart and so not have to declare you legally dead?

If you genuinely mean you tried to kill yourself and my flippancy is misplaced: Please don't do that. I can guarantee you that it will not have an improving effect on your life. Besides, if someone from the internet that you barely know can would prefer you staying alive I'm sure those close to you can provide more specific reasons.
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« Reply #1399 on: December 27, 2007, 04:38:01 pm »
Oh shit.  Did your lady say no?  Or is it the time of year and all the changes?  Fuck A-CAP - take care of yourself.  You have been so kind to me when I had hella depression.  Don't do a thing, Dude.
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« Reply #1400 on: December 27, 2007, 05:22:06 pm »
Seriously A-CAP, don't do anything rash.  We need you around here -- where would we find another arachno-capitalist to abuse?
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« Reply #1401 on: December 27, 2007, 06:54:23 pm »
A-CAP, you are a rad dude. Please do not have been serious. If you were serious, man... damn. You are a rad guy. We tease because we love.
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« Reply #1402 on: December 27, 2007, 06:58:40 pm »
If you are serious, yes, I hope you aren't serious. You being alive is rad.

If you weren't serious, I wonder how one gets off on a technicality on that sorta thing.
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« Reply #1403 on: December 27, 2007, 10:31:11 pm »
Damn enviro-nazi's, ruining everyone's good time.
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« Reply #1404 on: December 27, 2007, 10:41:49 pm »
Boiling gravy in your eyes will kill you? Like I didn't have enough to worry about!
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« Reply #1405 on: December 27, 2007, 10:47:04 pm »
That thar's a reference.
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« Reply #1406 on: December 27, 2007, 11:27:35 pm »
Quote from: Doc on December 27, 2007, 10:47:04 pm
That thar's a reference.

Dang, I had forgotten! But now I remember!

This is not the sort of thing that we at the Home For Scared People need to know!
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« Reply #1407 on: December 28, 2007, 02:56:35 am »
Today I had a really great meeting with my supervisor. It was an unofficial progress review, but he was really positive. I don't know if he was exaggerating, but I hope that our overall boss agrees with him when it comes time for my real probationary review in April.

He said that they both had discussed my performance and work, and he said that they were both very impressed. I don't know if he was speaking in hyperbole, but he said that I had learned more stuff in my 3 months here that took many people in the department five years to learn? I also have a degree, which many of them do not. It's weird, but I'm really happy to be there. I am happy to go to work each day and damn grateful to have a job. It is blissful to go into work and not have to wonder what crazy-ass accusations or mindgames will be lobbed at you that day, like at my old job. Anyway, I just wish the paycheck was a little bit bigger.

(okay, I lied. I wish it were a LOT bigger. I took nearly a $16,000 paycut compared to what I made in Alaska).
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« Reply #1408 on: December 28, 2007, 05:58:18 am »
Quote from: linnea on December 28, 2007, 02:56:35 am
(okay, I lied. I wish it were a LOT bigger. I took nearly a $16,000 paycut compared to what I made in Alaska).


but isn't a loaf of bread like $8 there.
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« Reply #1409 on: December 28, 2007, 01:35:57 pm »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on December 28, 2007, 05:58:18 am

but isn't a loaf of bread like $8 there.

Yeah, shit is a lot more expensive there. But I have a $435 car payment and $140 car insurance payments every month.
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