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[littlefallsmets]

Today, we read her story where... this girl asks a guy if he wants to go smoke a bowl, and then they go screw.

I think you should go for at least a week, doing the opposite of your gut feeling in every situation involving sexy ladies. I have a feeling you would either end up The Pussy King of St. Louis or hanged by the neck until dead.

Now, granted, the latter is a shit fate... but the former makes the risk sound worth it.

[side_show]

I don't know.  When I was Inev's age, I was asking everyone to go smoke a bowl with me.  If it's a habit sort of thing, it doesn't mean the two are connected.  But then I have never been the sort of lady who sends secret coded messages or vague allusions to people I'm attracted to.  Don't like that sort of thing.  Much prefer honesty.  Inev - there are ladies out there who will be forthright with you, go for them, not girls who may or may not be using creative writing to sublimate their desires.

Today I'm gonna spend a lot of time Spring cleaning, just like yesterday.  Sigh.  How did everything get so dirty?

[Arachno-capitalist]

Today I'l be making reservations to be here: http://www.twiddy.com/homes/corolla/ocean-hill/happy-ours.aspx. After graduation. 12 of my closest Rugby dudes plus beautiful house plus hot tub plus pool and ocean and booze will make for an amazing week. This is literally a reason to wake up in the morning.

Oh, sidenote, North Carolina has some ridiculous discrimination policy against non-family rentals and people under 25, so we're renting under the cover story that we are a group of young urban professionals who have been awarded some R&R time by our boss after tax season. Corporate diversity training if you will.

[jay-ell]

Yeah, that law is somehow supposed to prevent the establishment of brothels?  But really it just penalizes college students. 

There was a real uproar in the cities, but it passed anyway. 

[theinevitable]

yeah, S_S, I am pretty sure she just wants to smoke pot with everyone.

It's kind of funny, this one guy wrote a drug story, and suddenly everyone feels like they have to write a story about drugs.

My favorite so far is the one about a Crack dealer in the 60's. I hate to break this kid's heart.

[Carlos del Vaca]

Oh, sidenote, North Carolina has some ridiculous discrimination policy against non-family rentals and people under 25, so we're renting under the cover story that we are a group of young urban professionals who have been awarded some R&R time by our boss after tax season. Corporate diversity training if you will.

Yeah, that law is somehow supposed to prevent the establishment of brothels?  But really it just penalizes college students. 

In this case I believe it's supposed to prevent a bunch of high school or college kids from renting a big fancy beach house, throwing a huge party, and trashing the place.  (Nothing personal, A-Cap.)

[Victoria Waterfield]

yeah, S_S, I am pretty sure she just wants to smoke pot with everyone.

It's kind of funny, this one guy wrote a drug story, and suddenly everyone feels like they have to write a story about drugs.

My favorite so far is the one about a Crack dealer in the 60's. I hate to break this kid's heart.

Wait, what if the twist is that it's actually a time-travelling drug dealer? That could be awesome.

[theinevitable]

yeah, um, that girl continued to act as if she wants to do a Horizontal Mambo with me today. Like... over the top. Too much.

while I was distracted by thinking about this, my fiction writing professor went on a thing comparing the story we critiqued today to "this story I read last week, that was like... this guy goes insane, and starts building this huge nest in the middle of his apartment..." which was my story. He confused my story with like, a real story? I wasn't listening, though, and I don't know what he said about it. But everyone laughed, and then he realized and was like "oh, daniel, I'm so sorry" so I don't know what was going on.

[wombat]

Today I'm gonna go hear a guy give a powerpoint presentation about amphibians, stay an hour, and leave just before I start trying to gnaw my own leg off.

[Arachno-capitalist]

The great thing about being human is that there is rarely a fastener keeping you in place, requiring the sacrifice of a limb to escape.

I have a true story here that involves freshman year, a large woman, handcuffs, and a bloody wrist.

[Choop]

yeah, um, that girl continued to act as if she wants to do a Horizontal Mambo with me today.

Awesome.

Like... over the top.

Wait, what?

Too much.

DOES NOT COMPUTE

[wombat]

The great thing about being human is that there is rarely a fastener keeping you in place, requiring the sacrifice of a limb to escape.

Yeah, but after an hour I was close to losing sufficient brain function to realize that.

Seriously - I gave up lifetime job security in order to never again have to sit in a room, at the head of which was a guy with a PhD uttering the words "controversy in the literature." It doesn't help if he's saying it about frogs.

But more important, is A-Cap going to tell us his story or is he just going to be a tease?

[littlefallsmets]

Maybe since it is about amphibians, though, you'll grow the leg back via sympathetic magic!

[smick]

Wait, what if the twist is that it's actually a time-travelling drug dealer? That could be awesome.

This is what the song "Doctor Feelgood" is about.

[theinevitable]

another fun happening:

my (female) friend whose roommate I had medium cuddles with was making jokes about me having a small dick, and I said "Um, yeah, actually my dick is awesome blah blah blah" and she goes
"oh, well, obviously, i'm just kidding" and then said some things that imply that she knows hell of details about my dick.
I mean, details that I am totally OK with the female population knowing, but, wow. women talk to each other about these things. I knew this, but, wow.