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[theinevitable]

yeah, I am pretty entertained, mostly.

That whole thing went sour/petered out pretty fast, but at least she felt the need to talk about my dick.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Dan are you like allergic to pussy or do you just not dig the stuff?

[littlefallsmets]

When the money-spider and I are agreeing on something, 'Nev, you basically gotta step back and understand that it is basically the truth. Al Gore and Pat Robertson all standin' at a podium together, agreeing that hey maybe we've fucked up the environment a little bit.

Full-on inconvenient truths, y'know.

[wombat]

I am sorry if it hurts anyone's feelings, but I would much rather read the details of A-Cap's story than another message about who theinevitable has, inevitably, NOT gotten it on with.

Perhaps, inev, since you are learning to write fiction, you could write us A-Cap's story instead?

[Golfhaus]

I think you should go for at least a week, doing the opposite of your gut feeling in every situation involving sexy ladies. I have a feeling you would either end up The Pussy King of St. Louis or hanged by the neck until dead.

Now, granted, the latter is a shit fate... but the former makes the risk sound worth it.

I know I'm a page late for this, but Jesus, how much do I have to donate to the board for the right to change Inev's title?

[jaydub]

A ten-spot, I think.  A fine value for the money.  Enjoy your can for the idea anyway.

[theinevitable]

sleep through an earthquake (!?), have class, my little brother arrives for a weekend of hanging out.
I'm not sure why I thought the weekend before I have 3 exams was a good weekend, but, oh well.

[lprkn]

I know I'm a page late for this, but Jesus, how much do I have to donate to the board for the right to change Inev's title?

theinevitablePussyKingOfSaintLouis? Or is that too long?

[CortJstr]

theinevitablePussyKingOfSaintLouis? Or is that too long?

I think he means his rank title. Such as King of the Make-Outs is yours or A Home for Scared People for Wombat.

Which reminds me, I'm starting to wonder how long Philippe will be standing on it. I have to hit 10,000, don't I?

[wombat]

Come on, people, don't let him be right!

[Choop]

...take my wife out to dinner on my boss's dime. Tomorrow I'm gonna tell you about it.

[Doc]

Today I am going to have a slice of my housemate's birthday cake for breakfast and a tall glass of cranberry juice to fight off the revenge last night's dark ales are trying to wage on my body. I will also do my washing.

[theinevitable]

hey so wow, I have a thing where I like things a ton the first time, and then realize the second time that it's HORRIBLE.

I am sorry, people I argued with about whether Juno was good.
It has some really good things about it, but, some horrible things too. wow.

[Choop]

i hearted juno. jason bateman was awesome in it. if i could be a guy, it'd be jason bateman - but not that character, just like, jason bateman.

Dinner on the boss:
- Tanqueray 10 martini w/ 1 olive (me)
- Raspberry martini (the missus)
- Pistachio-crusted foie gras with mango/tomato reduction (shared)
- 21-day aged bone-in prime rib steak (me)
- Striped bass with green pea puree (the missus)
- 2 glasses well shiraz (me)
- 1 glass call chardonnay (her)
- Butterscotch bread pudding with espresso ice cream (shared)

if the boss only pays half, i came out ahead

[littlefallsmets]

But if I were Jason Bateman, I couldn't have a crush on Justine Bateman anymore and... that is a key part of my childhood. Her and the Sorceress from "He-Man". I couldn't give that up, just to be able to hang out with David Cross... as awesome as that would be.