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[Arachno-capitalist]

I will not be manipulated by your reverse psychology. If Im to me manipulated, its to be by breasts or profit.

[wombat]

Today I'm gonna post to this thread just to annoy Ash.

[side_show]

I will not be manipulated by your reverse psychology. If Im to me manipulated, its to be by breasts or profit.

Cool! A-cap hypnosis:  introducing my high profit "Titsbooth (tm)" vending machine, where the customer drops money in and a window opens where you can touch breasts for a time allotted based on the amount you put in.  It's pure profit because the women on the other side of the window are dropping their own money into my convenient "Conven-You-Screen" (tm)" breast cancer screening machines.  Under my powers, A-cap will do all the leg work - travelling to health and wellness conventions and porno/sex toy conventions around the world to set up and test run booths and collect profits. 

The only thing I have to worry about is if A-cap mistakenly sets up the booth facing the wrong way and a porn actress ends of getting felt up by the aging hippy first wave feminist one booth over selling crystals with a sideline in social activism.  If that happens I'm screwed.  I'lll be sued into oblivion by the hippy and the porno actress would probably make a mint off her new career in hardcore, new age dyke films, which I'11 get NO cut of, thank you very much.  So you better be goddamn careful A-cap.  I'm telling you, it's all profit and tits if you play your cards right!

[Ruta Bagas]

it's all profit and tits if you play your cards right!

[CortJstr]

Cool! A-cap hypnosis:  introducing my high profit "Titsbooth (tm)" vending machine, where the customer drops money in and a window opens where you can touch breasts for a time allotted based on the amount you put in.

Huh. I always wondered what exactly would cause the downfall of western civilization. And now I know.

[side_show]

Profit and tits!

[Ruta Bagas]

Of course, with Bruce there wouldn't be any profit.

Not in this game!

[CortJstr]

OK, I'll bite. Who the hell are those guys?

[Doc]

Huh. I always wondered what exactly would cause the downfall of western civilization. And now I know.

Only in as much as a lot civilisation is constructed to mask the fact that we only really want tits while still giving us excuses to get them. Once we become up front about wanting to treat tits as a commodity item a lot of civilisation will be rendered unnecessary, but that's not such a bad thing.

[CortJstr]

Only in as much as a lot civilisation is constructed to mask the fact that we only really want tits while still giving us excuses to get them. Once we become up front about wanting to treat tits as a commodity item a lot of civilisation will be rendered unnecessary, but that's not such a bad thing.

But who's going to buy food or medicine when they could spend that same money to legally rub tits?

[Doc]

The non-curious women I presume. A matriarchal paradise fueled by man's desire to rub tits.

[side_show]

OK, I'll bite. Who the hell are those guys?

My contribution is a guy I found when I used Google Image to search "thumbs up."  The image is stolen bandwidth from a website called "As Found" which steals images and their bandwidth from others.  It only seemed right to continue the cycle.

[Drygioni]

OK, I'll bite. Who the hell are those guys?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Forsyth

[Arachno-capitalist]

Today Im gonna spend my first day home from school and be bored by 3pm (I woke up at noon). So on monday Ill be calling potential employers.

[theinevitable]

Today I slept in way too late (I stayed up late reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?), and bought a bunch of used books.
Notes from the Underground, Breakfast of Champions, Steppenwolf, The Stranger, Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man.

Can you believe neither store I went to had Lolita?