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[CortJstr]

Home of Jack Daniels?  Ain't gonna happen.

Unless he meant Lynchburg, VA. And I see to recall Golfhaus spending some time there.

[pmcd9]

Unless he meant Lynchburg, VA. And I see to recall Golfhaus spending some time there.

Still ain't gonna happen.

[Doc]

I know a guy who's last name is Lynch, it might be completely inoccuous.

[pmcd9]

I know a guy who's last name is Lynch, it might be completely inoccuous.

One of my best friends is named Lynch.

[Golfhaus]

Lynchburg, VA, unfortunately. If it was Lynchburg TN, I don't think I'd ever leave.

There's a little town/village/something nearby called Lynch Station. I think that would be on the list before the 'burg.

It would probably be a bad idea to try to rename Lynchburg, since if they did, they'd probably call it Falwell City.

[Arachno-capitalist]

I commuted to Lynchburg for years to pick up and drop off women from the colleges in the area. The best thing I can say about Lynchburg is that there is a great sushi deal to be found, and the best bruschetta (at a restaurant called Isabella's, conveniently located near a movie theater) that exists anywhere ever. The train station is a trip. Theres one little man who runs the entire show. He sits behind the desk doing tickets and such, then when the train comes he opens up the garage, puts on a different hat, and rolls out in a golf cart to help with your bags.

[Ruta Bagas]

If you are joking when you say he puts on a different hat I might cry all the water out of my body.

All changes of role should be marked by a change of hat. I would do so myself but it is difficult for me to find hats that fit my unusually large head.

[KeithHernandez]

Mow lawns for 12 hours.

Hope I wake up in 5 hours to do it again.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Get a second part-time job with UPS, also mow the lawn. AW, what does your wife do for brown?

[littlefallsmets]

AW, what does your wife do for brown?

Wow, what... an intensely personal question.

[Ruta Bagas]

Get my tooth filled, consume a large quantity of cold remedy and read a ton of Greek tragedy.

It's a day of frivolous jollity!

[jaydub]

I'm now expecting missives from the_inev and Rumjay that they too have spent time mowing lawns.

[side_show]

Knit, celebrate Canada day by getting bitten by mosquitoes, suffering in extreme heat, and possibly going to the zoo and seeing fireworks.

The last time I saw fire works, I was standing with a guy who was foaming from the mouth, who was convinced he saw face in a tree that was taking to him, and was having trouble breathing.  We were waiting for an ambulance for him to arrive, and the paramedics arrived just as the fire works started.  The guy thought he was being shot at and one of the para's made a fairly racist implication.  Seemed the para thought since both the drugged out guy and I were both Aboriginal that I must have taken the same drugs as he did.  After I explained that I had never met the guy before in my life, and called in as a concerned citizen the para was really nice and apologetic.  I asked if they could handle things without me, and walked away.  It was national Aboriginal day, which was just the icing on the cake.

[AugustWest]

Get a second part-time job with UPS, also mow the lawn. AW, what does your wife do for brown?

She's a computer technician -- basically she works the help desk.

If you work for UPS in Louisville they'll pay all your college expenses including tuition, room and board and books.  Great deal.

[robot_god]

...celebrate the fact that I bought a Maxima.  Twothousand, black leather, sun roof.  Gonna get super high and go to the studio to jam with the dudes.