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[Arachno-capitalist]

She's a computer technician -- basically she works the help desk.

If you work for UPS in Louisville they'll pay all your college expenses including tuition, room and board and books.  Great deal.

They offered up to $3,000 towards tuition room and board, and $25 per class for books.

[wombat]

If you work for UPS in Louisville they'll pay all your college expenses including tuition, room and board and books.  Great deal.

Good grief. What do they expect you to do in return? I'm almost afraid to ask.

[jaydub]

Live in Louisville?

(I keed, I keed)

[Lister]

...celebrate the fact that I bought a Maxima.  Twothousand, black leather, sun roof.  Gonna get super high and go to the studio to jam with the dudes.

That is the car I own.  I love it, except recently it does not perform so much and is getting worse mileage.

But I can't just leave her, you know?

...it occurs to me that I may not have valid insurance at the moment, but I'm too lazy to check on this.

[smick]

With that 5 o'clock shadow, I suspect that young scamp may actually be a middle aged hobo, or bank robber in disguise, such as I have seen in the Looney Toons.

[theinevitable]

hm. 14 year old boys terrify me. Not only because my sister is 13.
It is amazing how well kids respond to yelling. Ignoring me, ignoring me, ignoring me, I yell for like 3 seconds, and suddenly they are all in bed with teeth brushed and ready to sleep.
Yesterday one of my fellow counselors told me that she's going to request to be in my cabin's corresponding girl cabin next session, because she enjoys working with me so much. This made me feel really good. I feel like I am doing pretty well at this job.

Why does Amazon.com not have a book of tablature for The Byrds? I have seen a book with all of their songs before, and now the store doesn't have it, and Amazon doesn't think it exists. Boo.

Tonight is my night off, I am going to go out to dinner at someplace good. Awesome.

[Golfhaus]

Yesterday one of my fellow counselors told me that she's going to request to be in my cabin's corresponding girl cabin next session, because she enjoys working with me so much. This made me feel really good. I feel like I am doing pretty well at this job.

So you and the cougar are getting along a little better now?

[theinevitable]

no, no.

the cougar was not a counselor, she was a Mentor. Which is a person who leads hikes and stuff. She was a major bitch, she is gone now and everyone is glad. She spent a lot of time pissing people off, and trying to tell me gossip about our co-workers.

the counselor I am speaking of is a cute lesbian. She is really fun/ny.

I am pissed because tonight was my night off, and somehow due to miscommunication everyone left without me. So I went to Bojangles by myself and didn't get to see Wall-E, because I spent too long walking around looking for people and missed the start of the movie. Dang. Oh well, we are having fireworks at camp, I guess I will just be back early and hang out with my dudes.

[lprkn]

...enjoy my 25 hours away from Marine Corps Base Quantico. It's funny how much you appreciate certain things when you don't have them for 5 weeks, like hot water showers. (Seriously people, our hot water heaters have been out since we got here...in June. WTF?)

[Arachno-capitalist]

...enjoy my 25 hours away from Marine Corps Base Quantico. It's funny how much you appreciate certain things when you don't have them for 5 weeks, like hot water showers. (Seriously people, our hot water heaters have been out since we got here...in June. WTF?)

Incredible.

[Doc]

our hot water heaters have been out since we got here...in June.

Another example of inadequate military funding (or at least inadequately applied military funding) or just another part of the training? We may never know.

[Golfhaus]

... try to figure out which of my family members is going to be the first to be told that my wife is pregnant. She's told her family, but I have to deliver my announcement via phone.

Yes, this means that the first people that I'm personally announcing this to are you guys. I don't know if that reflects positively on y'all, or negatively on me.

[Victoria Waterfield]

... try to figure out which of my family members is going to be the first to be told that my wife is pregnant. She's told her family, but I have to deliver my announcement via phone.

Yes, this means that the first people that I'm personally announcing this to are you guys. I don't know if that reflects positively on y'all, or negatively on me.

Well at least your family can still be the first non-imaginary people you tell.

[wombat]

...enjoy my 25 hours away from Marine Corps Base Quantico. It's funny how much you appreciate certain things when you don't have them for 5 weeks, like hot water showers. (Seriously people, our hot water heaters have been out since we got here...in June. WTF?)

Jeez, it is one thing to send you places to get shot at, but no hot water? Haven't we, like, signed international human rights treaties that forbid this kind of treatment?

Golfhaus: We look forward to the baby updates.

[littlefallsmets]

Congrizzlations, Golf-o.

Imaginary friends are the best friends to tell these things to first.