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[Carlos del Vaca]

An executive at our company gave our group a presentation a couple years back, and in the course of introducing himself he showed pictures of his boat.  My thought:  "Here's a real expensive hobby that I make enough money to actually enjoy!  Ha ha!  Suck on that, working-class losers!"

[CortJstr]

Somebody at work asked if I golf. I said, "you don't pay me enough to afford playing golf." Not that I'd play anyway.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Today i got my cap and gown. I cant pin the exact emotion i got, but it was this odd anxiety possibly related to the fact that the world i have known since kindergarten is about to end in a very rapid way.
In other news: I went to a doctor once and all he did was suck blood from my neck. Dont ever go to Dr.Acula.

[AugustWest]

Today i got my cap and gown. I cant pin the exact emotion i got, but it was this odd anxiety possibly related to the fact that the world i have known since kindergarten is about to end in a very rapid way.

Fear not!  There's always graduate school.

[CortJstr]

Today i got my cap and gown. I cant pin the exact emotion i got, but it was this odd anxiety possibly related to the fact that the world i have known since kindergarten is about to end in a very rapid way.
In other news: I went to a doctor once and all he did was suck blood from my neck. Dont ever go to Dr.Acula.

Wasn't Dr. Acula a move that JD was always trying to make on Scrubs?

[Arachno-capitalist]

Fear not!  There's always graduate school.

::Goes to store for LSAT and GRE prep books::

[CortJstr]

Clearly you have a very down to earth hoss who will keep you from getting airs about your obvious wealth.

[CortJstr]

Yeah, that mechanism is called 'shoveling the beasts poop'.

Kind of like how executives at Mobil had to actually pump gas and sell cigarettes for 3 months before starting their office jobs. Except more excrement-based. And for 25 years. But you can't feed a gas pump carrots, so you've got that going for you.

[jay-ell]

::Goes to store for LSAT and GRE prep books::

No!  Don't do it! 

It's too late for me, but there's still hope for you!  Save yourself, A-Cap!  Save yourself! 

[Arachno-capitalist]

... Do econometrics with regression analysis to forecast whether or not a recession is coming. Its not ostensibly exciting, but I'm finally able to do something I could get paid for.
Also I inadvertently got attention from my philosophy professor. He handed out one these sheets that asks "Why did you choose this class? What do you hope to get out of it?" and I answered "Its a core requirement for graduation."   "Three credit hours."  Because, well, lieing is against the honor code, and I didn't think he'd actually be reading these things in class.

[jaydub]

I'm guessing he suggested you aim a little higher?  Or did he start cribbing from Dead Poets Society and get all passionate?

[Choop]

Don't try to pull the "blank essay" thing, no matter how tempted you are.

[AugustWest]

...celebrate our 20th wedding anniversary in the lame fashion that has become our tradition.  Chili's followed by a quick jaunts to Lowe's and K-Mart.  Woot.

[wombat]

...celebrate our 20th wedding anniversary in the lame fashion that has become our tradition.  Chili's followed by a quick jaunts to Lowe's and K-Mart.  Woot.

Aw, how romantic.

Also, seriously, any prof who asks 'why are you taking this class' is asking for the answer "because I have to" or "because it was the only thing that fit in my schedule" and the hell with him if he's so full of himself that he thinks you should make up a different answer.

[AugustWest]

...Posxto noto en Esperanto sola!

Sopiri vivi kun Harry Harrison!

Nothing has happened to Harry Harrison has it?

My lack of Esperanto knowledge has me concerned.  Nothing on his Wiki page, but I did discover that his real last name is the same as mine and Jough's.  Learn something new every day.