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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3780 on: November 24, 2008, 11:45:43 pm »
Oh no, Smells has a case of Mom-mom's weeping eye!
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« Reply #3781 on: November 25, 2008, 01:26:29 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on November 24, 2008, 10:46:42 pm
I was going there, but then thought, no too obvious.
Never refuse the low-hanging fruit.
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« Reply #3782 on: November 25, 2008, 06:44:12 am »
Quote from: wombat on November 24, 2008, 11:45:43 pm
Oh no, Smells has a case of Mom-mom's weeping eye!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I am slightly afraid to wake up tomorrow - will my eye be worse (all requiring manual assistance to pry the two lids apart) or better (all clear and pretty again?)  Bleh!
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« Reply #3783 on: November 25, 2008, 09:29:36 am »
Quote from: side_show on November 25, 2008, 06:44:12 am
I am slightly afraid to wake up tomorrow - will my eye be worse (all requiring manual assistance to pry the two lids apart) or better (all clear and pretty again?)  Bleh!

Even in Death Mom-mom's eye won't stop weeping.
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« Reply #3784 on: November 25, 2008, 04:28:14 pm »

Next time she'll know to have dinner ready, i guess.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3785 on: November 25, 2008, 05:26:59 pm »
I did a similar thing with my roommate, where one day he didn't make dinner, so I made dinner for myself and none for him.

(...because I thought he was out to dinner. But anyway, he learned his lesson.)
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« Reply #3786 on: November 25, 2008, 06:16:42 pm »
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we cut all our fingers and toenails together.

This is what I imagine it means to be a father of young sons. "Mom's out, let's all cut our toenails together."
YES!

Like, Phillipe would always hope that Ray and Roast Beef would want to cut toenails with him.
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« Reply #3787 on: November 26, 2008, 01:54:00 am »
So of course I didn't parse that as "our finger- and toe-nails," but instead parsed it exactly as it was typed.
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« Reply #3788 on: November 26, 2008, 02:32:58 am »
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This is what I imagine it means to be a father of young sons. "Mom's out, let's all cut our toenails together."
YES!

Like, Phillipe would always hope that Ray and Roast Beef would want to cut toenails with him.

Dammit, and me with only daughters.
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« Reply #3789 on: November 26, 2008, 02:46:55 am »
Quote from: Golfhaus on November 26, 2008, 01:54:00 am
So of course I didn't parse that as "our finger- and toe-nails," but instead parsed it exactly as it was typed.
What, your daddy never cut off your finger for talking back, 'haus?  You must be from uptown.
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« Reply #3790 on: November 26, 2008, 10:25:25 am »
Quote from: Golfhaus on November 26, 2008, 01:54:00 am
So of course I didn't parse that as "our finger- and toe-nails," but instead parsed it exactly as it was typed.

A while ago I said something kind of bitchy at you for a similar comment.  I can't tell if you are correcting people, really confused/ making a joke on your confusion or a little of both.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3791 on: November 26, 2008, 02:27:38 pm »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on November 26, 2008, 10:25:25 am
A while ago I said something kind of bitchy at you for a similar comment.  I can't tell if you are correcting people, really confused/ making a joke on your confusion or a little of both.

Yes, and I've been distraught ever since.

It's the "making a joke" one.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3792 on: November 26, 2008, 05:30:30 pm »
Hard to say, since I'm personally having only one side of the equation.  But from watching other families, I think having girls is a little easier right now, when they're little.

When puberty kicks in, oh dear lord, I'll wish I had boys then.
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« Reply #3793 on: November 26, 2008, 08:00:52 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2ECtj-ViHM&feature=related
Say what you will about barack obama (or better yet don't) but c'mon, a commemorative collector's plate with barack looking over your head into the distance? Couldn't they have chosen better imagery than this, this, or this?
I just didn't think of America as the kind of place where we hung pictures of our glorious leader on the living room wall.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3794 on: November 26, 2008, 08:38:58 pm »
No culture can be measured by its commemorative plates.
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