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« Reply #3810 on: November 27, 2008, 11:14:35 pm »
Can the plates have crying eagles?
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« Reply #3811 on: November 27, 2008, 11:49:05 pm »
Only if their tears are red white and blue.
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« Reply #3812 on: November 28, 2008, 12:09:25 am »
I really want a big framed picture of our new president to be looking over me in every room in my house.
Maybe with a legend that says such as "Our Beloved Leader"
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« Reply #3813 on: November 28, 2008, 12:14:20 am »
Big ol' picture of Obama with the caption:

Don't worry, whitey, you're one of the "good ones"!
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« Reply #3814 on: November 28, 2008, 02:31:16 am »
During the last election our current prime minister (then opposition leader) caught a lot of notice for being able to speak fluent mandarin when some chinese officials came over here for some reason or another. So ever since he won I've called him 'Glorious leader'.
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« Reply #3815 on: November 28, 2008, 05:28:23 am »
I'm just glad that we've finally got a leader who speaks fluent English.
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« Reply #3816 on: November 28, 2008, 08:06:48 pm »
I wore four different dresses today.
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« Reply #3817 on: November 28, 2008, 08:09:27 pm »
British guy:
Quote from: Ruta Bagas on November 28, 2008, 08:06:48 pm
I wore four different dresses today.
That's why your empire crumbled.
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« Reply #3818 on: November 28, 2008, 09:22:11 pm »
I had an empire? Shit, I didn't even notice.
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« Reply #3819 on: November 28, 2008, 10:34:17 pm »
Hm.

In a display of my usual level of stupid-face-itude, I have worked my butt off to get As on all of the exams in my psych class... only to forget to participate in research, which is a requirement for the class.
Now the question is, do I want to write three one-page papers to earn the three points on my final grade? Is an A- that much worse than an A?
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« Reply #3820 on: November 28, 2008, 11:14:58 pm »
Three one-pagers? Sure.
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« Reply #3821 on: November 29, 2008, 12:46:16 am »
So easy. Phone it in.

Do it.
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« Reply #3822 on: November 29, 2008, 02:20:28 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on November 28, 2008, 10:34:17 pm
Is an A- that much worse than an A?

Dude, an A- is the second-worst grade imaginable.
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« Reply #3823 on: November 29, 2008, 02:32:48 am »
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Now the question is, do I want to write three one-page papers to earn the three points on my final grade? Is an A- that much worse than an A?

I would certainly have left well enough alone.

However, perhaps my approach to college was somewhat lacking.
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« Reply #3824 on: November 29, 2008, 02:57:39 am »
I guess it will come down to how much work I have this week.
The writing is not the issue, but I have to find articles and get them approved.
I think for once I will be able to draw on the goodwill that comes with "I have worked really hard in this class and don't want this to ruin my grade, please approve these articles."
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