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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3855 on: December 03, 2008, 11:28:49 pm »
Um.

So according to the doctor, I have either meningitis, or mono.
"Go to the emergency room if you start having seizures."
I am to go back there at 9 AM to have further tests.

I DO NOT WANT TO PREPARE A PRESENTATION OR STUDY FOR AN EXAM RIGHT NOW.
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« Reply #3856 on: December 03, 2008, 11:38:42 pm »
Don't call Oprah if you start having seizures.
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« Reply #3857 on: December 03, 2008, 11:45:02 pm »
Why not? She helped Tom Cruise out?



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« Reply #3858 on: December 03, 2008, 11:45:45 pm »
yeah, doctor father of roommate says "if she actually thought you had meningitis, she would have sent you to the hospital."

she said something like "if you had meningitis, you would be curled up in a ball on the examining table."
so it is probably mono. whoopee.
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« Reply #3859 on: December 04, 2008, 12:44:16 am »
OK.

While I was there, I saw a friend of mine.
He said "oh! are you getting tested too?"
I decided to store it away, and not repeat this information.

When I walked out, my roommate, who drove me to student health services, said "oh, (guy) said he saw you... and he asked me if I have been tested for HIV."

Weird.
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« Reply #3860 on: December 04, 2008, 05:39:47 am »
I knew a guy who got the meng once, he was never the same afterwords. Basically it was like his IQ dropped 20 points and his sense of humor got really bizarre, like he would make fun of little kids to their faces and think it was the raddest thing since dane cook.
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« Reply #3861 on: December 04, 2008, 05:55:59 am »
yeah, there are a lot of factors going on where... I am pretty sure I do not have it.

For instance, ibuprofen probably does not help much if your SPINE IS HORRIBLY FUCKED UP.

Also, it is apparent even to me, with my limited medical training, that the reason my neck is stiff is that my lymph nodes are all swole up.
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« Reply #3862 on: December 04, 2008, 05:59:19 am »
Yeah, that sounds more like mono.  Serves you right for smooching on all those dorm hotties. :)
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« Reply #3863 on: December 04, 2008, 06:22:19 am »
man, I would be way more OK with having mono if I had smooched anyone in the last... year?

Yeah. Exactly a year. Right before thanksgiving last year.
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« Reply #3864 on: December 04, 2008, 06:50:02 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on December 03, 2008, 09:37:17 pm
Would it have worked out the same if it was "call Orpah"?


It would probably not work out at all if it were "call Opah" (ichthyologist humour).
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« Reply #3865 on: December 04, 2008, 10:10:07 am »
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You and I might have ideological differences, my friend, but holy crap.

That is the most ridiculously awesomely sarcastic line I have ever read.

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« Reply #3866 on: December 04, 2008, 06:01:33 pm »
so: I woke up this morning feeling a lot better. Now I just feel like i have a head cold.

MODERN MEDICINE: 0
SLEEPING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND IGNORING MY WORK: MANY

Now I am preparing a presentation for my linguistics class... I am pretty sure she'll say
"This is TOO GOOD! Get out of my classroom! You flunk for being too good at writing reports!"
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« Reply #3867 on: December 04, 2008, 07:17:49 pm »
She'll give you a B-plus. Overkill.
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« Reply #3868 on: December 04, 2008, 10:47:22 pm »
Yeah. OK. I spent an hour doing that whole presentation, which is worth a non-small portion of my final grade.

Walking out, my friend said "didn't you say you prepared the whole thing in an hour? how did you memorize all that stuff?"
He said I seemed really on-top of it. I was just reading off the slides using different wording. Also I came up with examples.

When i finished presenting, everyone just kind of stared at me until the next person started. No questions.

Maybe because in the middle I whipped my dick out, though.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3869 on: December 04, 2008, 10:58:43 pm »
Daniel brings the strong sack.  It's go time for final projects with me.
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